Greg's World

Fatty Friday

2008-08-01T12:54:00.000+02:00

Obama is a Jackass

2008-07-29T10:12:00.003+02:00

Obama the Secret Muslim

2008-07-28T14:44:00.002+02:00

A vote for Obama is a death sentence for America. God will not forgive you be forewarned Obama is the Anti Christ.

We are not alone

2008-07-27T18:46:00.003+02:00

FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.

And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.

Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as 'little people who look strange to us.'

He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a small frame, large eyes and head.

Chillingly, he claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would be been gone by now".

Dr Mitchell, along with with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes following their 1971 mission.

"I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we've been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real," Dr Mitchell said.

"It's been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it's leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it.

"I've been in military and intelligence circles, who know that beneath the surface of what has been public knowledge, yes - we have been visited. Reading the papers recently, it's been happening quite a bit."

Dr Mitchell, who has a Bachelor of Science degree in aeronautical engineering and a Doctor of Science degree in Aeronautics and Astronautics claimed Roswell was real and similar alien visits continue to be investigated.

He told the astonished Kerrang! radio host Nick Margerrison: "This is really starting to open up. I think we're headed for real disclosure and some serious organisations are moving in that direction."

Mr Margerrison said: "I thought I'd stumbled on some sort of astronaut humour but he was absolutely serious that aliens are definitely out there and there's no debating it."

Officials from NASA, however, were quick to play the comments down.

In a statement, a spokesman said: "NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe.

'Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on this issue.'

Fatty Friday

2008-07-25T14:30:00.003+02:00

Two fatties for the price of one enjoy.
Hope you have a great weekend.
Peace

Joke of the Day

2008-07-24T12:24:00.002+02:00

"If Hillary and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? ... America!"

Apple Implant IPod

2008-07-23T12:28:00.002+02:00

Push on picture to enlarge and read

SEE FOOD DIET

2008-07-22T12:35:00.000+02:00

I love see food diets. It is finger lickin good.

Obama = Osama

2008-07-16T15:35:00.005+02:00

The New Yorker really hit it on the head. Obama is the Anti Christ. Be warned America if that creature is elected and it will be the end of the world .

2007 CALENDARS

2006-12-30T14:15:00.000+01:00

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts 2007

Push on Images to enlarge

Hallmark Teddys 2007

Merry Christmas

2006-12-25T11:50:00.000+01:00

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Hope everybody has a great day. Don't forget to eat that extra slice of pie. = )

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-12-22T13:10:00.000+01:00

A X-Mas fatty for today.

This made me laugh 'cause I really can imagine this happening in todays world.

This is how I feel today. I haven't bought one Christmas gift yet. I will be busy shopping today. I didn't even mail my Christmas cards this year. Looks like e-cards will be sent. = )

Fattie Friday

2006-12-15T08:35:00.000+01:00

Warning today I have pictures of fat pussy. Don't scroll down.

I told you not to scroll down. Have a great weekend. = )

Fattie Friday

2006-12-08T19:59:00.000+01:00

Hi Everyone. I am back. Sorry for the long pause. Was trying to get healthy.

Today is friday so had to keep the tradition going.

God this is awful. Do you think this is photoshopped?

Have a great weekend all.

Fattie Friday

2006-08-26T11:00:00.000+02:00

I am not sure if this is a woman or a man.

Damn some woman just get desperate. I guess 'ol Paul was happy afterwards.

old time fat porn.

Tried posting this yesterday but blogger wasn't working. Hope everybody has a great weekend.

Peace Greg

Fattie Friday

2006-08-18T08:00:00.000+02:00

You know this females friends and family hate her. You think someone would be kind enough to tell her never to wear those clothes again.

Are you sure you have a hole down there?

Want to thx Norman for sending this must see link on Fattie Friday. This is worth checking out.

Have a great weekend people.

Peace Greg

Elephants never forget

2006-08-14T11:45:00.000+02:00

A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While he
was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing
with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He
got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot.

There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.

As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the thorn out with his
hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The
elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face,
stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of
nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.

The man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years
later the man was walking through the zoo with his teenaged son. As they
approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked
over to where they are standing at the rail. The large bull elephant stared
at him and lifted it's front foot off the ground, then put it down. The
elephant did that several times, all the while staring at the man. The man
couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him.

The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way
into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in
wonder.

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the
man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing
him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.
Want to thx Paul for e-mailing me this.
Peace Greg

Fattie Friday

2006-08-11T14:20:00.000+02:00

Fat lesbian porn. Nope don't get it either. Alot of it on Google though.

Now this is why so many people are Fattie Friday candidates. Please keep shoving those cakes,cookies and donuts down your throats.

Now there aint enough coke in the world that I would share with this woman and I don't even do coke.

I hope everybody has a great weekend.

Peace, Greg

Purina Diet

2006-08-01T07:59:00.000+02:00

I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in b oth arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete.
So, I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting
in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

The tall guy nearly had to stagger out of the store, oxygen-depleted from
laughter. I paid for the food and left a lot of smiles behind me.

I want to thank Nate for sending me this. I LMFAO!!!!

Peace

I am back

2006-07-30T11:35:00.000+02:00

Well I made it through my surgery. I will be taking a few weeks off from work to recover. Put my paper work in to go to a health spa to speed the recovery time. I hope that works out.
I want to thank everybody who wished me a speedy recovery and kept checking back to see how I was doing.

Peace

Will be back later

2006-07-20T09:49:00.000+02:00

I am going back into the hospital today for some more surgery. I am hoping the first two pictures are a good example of what my nurses will look like. I have a feeling they will look more like the last one.

Peace

Stupid shit

2006-07-13T12:09:00.000+02:00

Check this link out and this link if you wanna know why we nuked Japan.
Hope everyone has a great day

Grand Slam

2006-07-10T22:05:00.000+02:00

I am a cat owner myself but thought this was funny as hell.

Fattie Friday

2006-07-07T13:35:00.000+02:00

Well It is raining today so I figured I could do some blogging. The weather has been awesome here the last five weeks. For the record Germany never has five weeks of awesome weather. I have the next nine days off so I will try to post more often.
Hope everyone has a Great Weekend!!

Peace

Happy 4th of July

2006-07-03T12:24:00.000+02:00

Hope everybody has a great 4th of July. I know I am.

Peace

Happy B-Day to me

2006-06-24T13:40:00.000+02:00

I celebrated my 40th yesterday. Had a few friends over and had a party. Still feeling the effects of yesterday. Hope everybody has a great weekend.

As you have seen I have not been posting this week. The picture above is at fault. The weather is surprisingly great and I am spending alot of time at my local bierkeller. If the weather keeps up I will be away for awhile.

Fattie Friday

2006-06-16T20:25:00.000+02:00

Well the World Cup is going on. I know 99.9% of the Americans have no fucking idea what that is but hey Go team USA. Have a great weekend and go out and enjoy another double whopper with cheese and bacon for me. :)

Peace

The Bar

2006-06-15T22:00:00.000+02:00

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150".

The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics & spirituality, biochemistry, environmental erconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, & sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed & thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, & comes back in for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink & asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, & women's body parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar & decides to give the robot 1 more test. He heads out & returns.

The robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

The robot says... real slowly, "So... is.. your... party... gonna... nominate... Hillary... for...president ???

The Son in-law.

2006-06-15T15:50:00.000+02:00

AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A
STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED
HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE
ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED:
"MOM, I'M 35 YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL
EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE
OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS
QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M 35,
UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND.
PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED
THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZ ZING NOISE
COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED AND OBSERVED HER
HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV.
THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.
THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"... THE HUSBAND REPLIED:
"I'M WATCHING BASEBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW."

Snake in the grass

2006-06-14T18:39:00.000+02:00

Now this is a Kodak moment. I aint talking about the snake either. :)
Push on picture to enlarge.

Peace

Ineffective Daily Affirmations

2006-06-13T16:10:00.000+02:00

1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
4. I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
5. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
6. Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.
7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.
8. I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.
9. Joan of Arc heard voices too.
10. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
11. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.
12. As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.
13. When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.
14. The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
15. As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.
16. All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.
17. I am at one with my duality.
18. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday.
19. Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
20. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
21. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."
22. False hope is nicer than no hope at all.
23. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
24. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.
25. Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute... I'll find someone.
26. Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?
27. The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.
28. I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
29. Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step -- blaming my parents.
30. To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.
31. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
32. I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

Fattie Friday

2006-06-09T10:42:00.000+02:00

Hope every one has a great weekend.

Just say," Cheese"

2006-06-08T12:55:00.000+02:00

It is moments like this in baseball that make me love the game.

Peace

Apocalypse is upon us. REPENT

2006-06-05T16:30:00.000+02:00

All you bible toting yahoos repent for the Apocalypse is tomorrow.
What I find so funny about 666 is that only in America does anyone give it relavince.
May god have mercy on your souls.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-06-02T16:59:00.000+02:00

How Liposuction works. The before and after pictures. ;)

I hope everybody has a great weekend.

Fattie Friday

2006-05-26T10:15:00.000+02:00

Hope you all have a great FF and a great weekend. I don't know if she ate the guy she is sitting on but he probably wished she did.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-05-19T07:45:00.000+02:00

Here is a cool fat friday link sent from Norman.
Hope everybody enjoys there weekend.

Peace

2 More Fatal Fla. Gator Attacks Reported

2006-05-16T16:05:00.000+02:00

If you push on the headline you can read the story.
I thought this picture went great with the headlines coming out of Florida lately. :)

Peace

Subject: Boycott of stores statistics

2006-05-16T15:45:00.000+02:00

On May 1st, as a result of the Mexican boycott,
national retailers reported 4.2% lower sales for the day.
There was a 67.8% reduction in shoplifting.
I LMAO when I received this in a e-mail today.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-05-12T09:45:00.000+02:00

Have a great weekend.

Peace

Sponge Bob

2006-05-10T15:15:00.000+02:00

Sponge Bob was found dead in Brasil today. His arms had been ripped off as well as his face. R.I.P Sponge Bob.
My kids are gonna miss you

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-05-05T07:50:00.000+02:00

Hope everybody enjoys there weekend.

The picture from last week is being taken from on the floor looking up between the legs at the stomach with tits hanging to the sides of the fat woman. Stole the first picture from Raven.

Peace

Dominatrices

2006-05-03T11:08:00.000+02:00

I can't imagine anything more embarrassing that could happen to a married woman. Husband steals $230,000 for sex with a dominatrices

Just another joke

2006-05-03T10:00:00.000+02:00

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement. When his plane
arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Montreat.

As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.

"You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would
you mind if I drove it for a while?"

The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."
"Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway.

A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.
The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.

The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to
begin the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down
he was surprised to see who was driving.

He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.
He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know
that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies.
I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."

"The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"

The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."

The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president."

The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that."

The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"

The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy Graham
for a chauffeur !!!!!
I warned you it was just another joke.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-04-28T01:07:00.000+02:00

Push on picture to enlarge. It may take a minute but if you look close you will figure it out.
Have a great weekend.

Peace

SCIENTIFIC STUDY RESULTS

2006-04-27T17:20:00.000+02:00

SCIENTIFIC STUDY RESULTS

A South American scientist from
Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with very low intellect read their e-mails or blogs with their hand on the mouse.

* * * * * *

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Peace

History Lesson

2006-04-26T16:55:00.000+02:00

READ MY WHOLE STORY IT REALLY IS INTERESTING.... I will test you on it later!!

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as, Sinko de Mayo.

WHAT????

You expected something educational from me?

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-04-21T15:17:00.000+02:00

Hope everybody has a great weekend .

Peace

SECURITY PHOTO

2006-04-19T09:20:00.000+02:00

The photo is a video capture from a security camera located in the North Corridor that leads to the Senate floor in the US Capitol Building.

This is classified material, so please do not ask how or where I got it.

Also, please DO NOT forward this to all of your friends. The repercussions could shake things up more than you can imagine. A highly respected politician's head is on the line here... If you tell, we
may have to kill you.

But I feel someone should know the truth...

I got this as a e-mail this morning made me laugh my ass off.

Peace

HAPPY EASTER

2006-04-16T09:25:00.000+02:00

Hope everybody enjoys the Easter holiday.

Peace

Brokeback spiders

2006-04-14T11:25:00.000+02:00

Brokeback Spiders

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. That's a Daddy Long legs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Long legs? " the little girl asked. No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Long legs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be OK in California or Massachusetts, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-04-14T10:25:00.000+02:00

Doesn't she look happy with that baseball bat. I hope everybody has a great weekend.

Peace

Alcohol anybody?

2006-04-11T11:10:00.000+02:00

Was going through my picture archives and decided that today was a good day to do a post on alcohol. It seems some people just don't know when to stop drinking.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-04-07T12:55:00.000+02:00

Hope everybody has a great weekend.

Peace

I will be dead soon

2006-04-05T16:35:00.000+02:00

Well Spring is finally showing itself slowly but surely here. RIP mister snowman.

Peace

Enemies?

2006-04-04T13:45:00.000+02:00

You know one thing I have learned in life is who you can really piss off and who you can't. The owner of this car just learned that important lesson. Push on picture to enlarge.

Peace

You must be single?

2006-04-03T10:55:00.000+02:00

A young woman shopping at the grocery store goes to the express lane with
the following items:

1 pint of milk
1 short loaf of bread
1 small jar of peanut butter
1 grapefruit
1 pack of single-serving canned tuna
1 box of instant soup mix
1 small jar of spaghetti sauce
1 frozen dinner

The young man at the register scans each of the items and says to the young lady, "Well, I guess you're single, aren't you?"

With a blush and a smile, she rolls her eyes wistfully and says, "Gee, how
could you tell?"

"Because you're ugly."
I know it is a old joke but I received in a e-mail today and it made me laugh.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-03-31T09:05:00.000+02:00

It is just another Fattie Friday. I hope everybody Has a great weekend.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-03-24T08:20:00.000+01:00

Hi everybody sorry I havent been posting or visiting. Life goes on. Hope everybody enjoys there weekend. As far as the bikini picture goes my son told me she had real fat tits. I laughed my ass off.

Peace

Happy St. Patricks Day

2006-03-17T01:59:00.000+01:00

Hey all enjoy your green beer today and have a great weekend.

Peace

Happy March 14th Steak and BJ Day

2006-03-14T16:50:00.000+01:00

Well ladies today is the day. We got you your roses and chocolates on Feb. 14th. Today is our day. So make that special guy happy today.

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I was in the hospital and I am finally feeling better after the surgery.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-03-03T09:20:00.000+01:00

Hope everyone has a great weekend.

Peace

The last day of Mardi Gras

2006-02-28T16:10:00.000+01:00

Well Karnval or if you like Mardi Gras is coming to end today. So make it count. Get out and party.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-02-24T05:10:00.000+01:00

Hope everyone has a great weekend.

Peace

Hunting Party

2006-02-20T16:50:00.000+01:00

I could just imagine Cheney and Clinton taking Hillary hunting.
News Flash Former president Bill Clinton and current vice president Dick Cheney shoot Hillary in a freak accident.
Push on picture to read text.

Peace

Dream Job?

2006-02-20T16:40:00.000+01:00

I don't know if this is any females dream job. I do know that they would make alot of money.

Fattie Friday

2006-02-17T22:00:00.000+01:00

Hope every one has a great weekend.

Peace

Going to Hell

2006-02-15T19:30:00.000+01:00

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
I was banished to the 8th level of hell. Damn might have to go kill a couple of child molesting priest so I can get to the 9th level.

Peace

Happy Valentines Day

2006-02-14T18:35:00.000+01:00

Peace

Monster Cock

2006-02-13T19:35:00.000+01:00

Cockzilla is here to take care of the unsatisfied woman of the world.

Peace

U.S. Department Of Homeland Security

2006-02-11T18:55:00.000+01:00

Homeland Security Has a new new program to track terrorist online. Click on the link to check it out. I know it will make the western world feel much safer.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-02-10T07:50:00.000+01:00

Well enjoy the pictures. ;)
Have a great weekend and you just might want to skip the dunkin donuts this weekend.

Peace

Can you see it?

2006-02-09T14:15:00.000+01:00

Check out this link and let me know how long it took you to see it.

Find the man in the coffee beans

2006-02-08T14:20:00.000+01:00

This is pretty interesting -- it is actually a test (not a joke),
although I don't know how scientific the explanation is.
Read directions below and give it a try.

This is an actual test-Can you find the man within 3 seconds?

According to medical experiments: If you can find the Man's Head within 3 seconds, your right brain is more developed than normal people. If you can find the Man's Head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally. If you can find the Man's Head within 1-3 minutes, your right brain is slow in reacting, you should eat more meat protein. If you can't find the Man's Head in 3 minutes or more, your right brain is a disaster ... extremely slow in reacting, eat way more protein and try some Ginkgo Biloba. AND, YES THERE REALLY IS A MAN IN THERE.

Peace

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde.

2006-02-07T11:05:00.000+01:00

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Lady: "No, they spread!"

Peace

The cure for Irans nuke problems

2006-02-07T10:30:00.000+01:00

You know if you park ten carrier groups in the Persian Gulf, Iran would have no problem giving up there ambitions for nuclear weapons. Who needs ground troops when you got jets and tomahawks.

Fattie Friday

2006-02-03T08:35:00.000+01:00

Hope you all enjoy your weekend.

The forgotten "R"

2006-02-02T08:45:00.000+01:00

A young monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws ofthe church by hand. He noticed, however, that all of the monks were copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk went to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, said, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries,but you make a good point, my son." So, he went down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts were held as archives in a locked vault that hadn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours went by and nobody saw the old abbot. So, the young monk got worried and went down to look for him.

He saw him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, "We forgot the"R", we forgot the "R." His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he was crying uncontrollably. The young monk asked theold abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice, the old abbot replied, "The word was 'celebrate'."

I've been tagged

2006-01-31T16:43:00.000+01:00

Four Things

Four jobs I’ve had:

1.Salesman
2.Chef
3.Graves & Registration
4.Industrial screen printer

Four movies I can watch over and over again:

1.Lord of the rings trilogy
2.Lesbian babes in lust ;)
3.The first Star Wars trilogy
4.Black hawk down

Four places I’ve lived:

1.NBPT. Ma.
2.Colorado Springs Co.
3.Casper Wyo.
4.Killeen Tx.

Four TV shows I love:

1.Battlestar Galatica
2.Lost
3.Stargate Atlantis
4.King of Queens

Four places I’ve vacationed:

1.Switzerland
2.Austria
3.Turkey
4.Iraq

Four of my favorite dishes:

1.All Mexican food
2.Lasagna
3.Pizza
4.Beer

Four sites I visit regularly:
1.Google.com
2.Cnn.com
3.Drudge.com
4.nsa.gov.org ;)

Four places I’d rather be right now:
1.Downtown Baghdad
2.Amesterdam
3.London
4.Colorado

Four Suckers I'm tagging:
1.I aint Tagging no one feel free to nominate yourself.

Do you remember Dick & Jane?

2006-01-30T20:15:00.000+01:00

Found these at a t-shirt website made me lmao.

Peace

Sexual Harassment

2006-01-23T18:35:00.000+01:00

I would love to read my companies sexual harassment policy if it was presented like this.

Fattie Friday

2006-01-20T00:15:00.000+01:00

Enjoy your weekend.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-01-13T02:10:00.000+01:00

Does that look appetizing or what. I have to admit these pictures actually disturb me.
For even more disturbing pictures check out Dick's Place
Doesn't she remind you of Jabba the Hut?
Wish everybody a great weakend.

Peace

Animal Sex

2006-01-09T20:20:00.000+01:00

A hard man.....

A redneck walks into the bedroom of his trailer with a sheep under his arm
and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have headache."

His wife, lying in bed says, "That's a sheep, you dumb shit."
The guy says, "I was talking to the sheep."

Peace

Fattie Friday

2006-01-06T14:45:00.001+01:00

Well Hope everybodys New Year started off great.
Well enjoy the fatties of the day.

Peace

Pussy Rules

2006-01-02T12:20:00.000+01:00

Oh yes she who has the pussy makes the rules.

Peace

Happy New Year !!!!!!!!

2005-12-31T18:50:00.000+01:00

Hope Everyone has a great New Years Eve and a Happy New Year.

Fattie Friday

2005-12-30T14:05:00.000+01:00

Well the last Fattie Friday for 2005. Wishing everybody a Happy New Year!!

BEWARE SNOW SHOVELLING SCAM

2005-12-29T13:45:00.000+01:00

Considering this week's weather forecast, this is a very timely warning.

We consider these warnings a Public Service Announcement.

BEWARE SNOW SHOVELLING SCAM

It will be snowing in the US again soon and I wanted to warn you of this latest scam.
You should be on the lookout for this pair in case they appear in your area.
They showed up offering to shovel snow from my friend's driveway for $10. Not ten
minutes into the job they were at his door complaining about being cold.
They said they wanted to come in to his house and get warm for a while.

Well, three hours later, they ended up leaving without finishing the
driveway. He didn't get anything done around the house because he was afraid
to take his eyes off of them. He's just glad his wife wasn't at home to see him
taken in by this 'scam'. He'd never hear the end of it.

Don't let this happen to you!

Fortunately, he took their picture before they left. If these two appear on
your doorstep, don't say you weren't warned!

Never trust a frenchman

2005-12-28T13:10:00.000+01:00

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a
French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss
girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that
Frenchman again.

Peace

Dinner Time

2005-12-27T20:15:00.000+01:00

You know this guy is wishing he hadn't learned how to sky dive.

Fattie Friday

2005-12-22T22:31:00.000+01:00

Well I made it back from the hospital. A little X-Mas cheer today with Fattie Friday.Looks like Mrs.Claus has been eating one too many cookies this year.
I wish evrybody a Merry Chistmas. I hope you all enjoy the weekend and you get the presents that you wished for. I know what I am getting I bought it myself.

Happy Holidays ?

2005-12-19T16:35:00.000+01:00

Hell you just gotta send this once a year and all the holidays are covered. Christie I was thinking of you when I posted. Hope you all have a wonderful X-Mas and a Happy New Year. I am going to get surgery tomorrow hope to be home for X-Mas but will have to wait and see how I am doing. No I can't wait till after X-Mas to do it or I would.Please Eat alot this X-Mas I need new material for Fattie Friday. ;)

Peace

Dear Satan. I mean Santa

2005-12-19T16:27:00.000+01:00

You gotta push on picture to enlarge. I thought it was funny. If you don't I don't give a fuck.

Peace

Fattie Friday

2005-12-16T00:40:00.000+01:00

You know some people should leave there clothes on.
Have a great weekend.

Peace

Mad Cow

2005-12-14T19:04:00.000+01:00

This is what happens when you feed cows steroids.

Peace

False Advertisement

2005-12-12T19:18:00.000+01:00

Nice T.V. Don't you think samsung could of got a real woman though?

Peace

Fattie Friday

2005-12-09T09:15:00.000+01:00

Yea it is Fattie Friday. A couple of Hotties today ;).Wanna see some more Fatties check out Big Dick. He even has a Fatty Friday button up. I haven't figured out how to put on my blog yet.
Hope every one enjoys there weekend.

Peace

Floss any one

2005-12-06T19:30:00.000+01:00

Well this guy had a bad dental plan.

Peace

This is so wrong

2005-12-03T23:26:00.000+01:00

What the hell is this about ?

Peace