Monday, July 28, 2008

Obama the Secret Muslim

A vote for Obama is a death sentence for America. God will not forgive you be forewarned Obama is the Anti Christ.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

We are not alone

FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.

And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.

Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as 'little people who look strange to us.'

He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a small frame, large eyes and head.

Chillingly, he claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would be been gone by now".

Dr Mitchell, along with with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes following their 1971 mission.

"I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we've been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real," Dr Mitchell said.

"It's been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it's leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it.

"I've been in military and intelligence circles, who know that beneath the surface of what has been public knowledge, yes - we have been visited. Reading the papers recently, it's been happening quite a bit."

Dr Mitchell, who has a Bachelor of Science degree in aeronautical engineering and a Doctor of Science degree in Aeronautics and Astronautics claimed Roswell was real and similar alien visits continue to be investigated.

He told the astonished Kerrang! radio host Nick Margerrison: "This is really starting to open up. I think we're headed for real disclosure and some serious organisations are moving in that direction."

Mr Margerrison said: "I thought I'd stumbled on some sort of astronaut humour but he was absolutely serious that aliens are definitely out there and there's no debating it."

Officials from NASA, however, were quick to play the comments down.

In a statement, a spokesman said: "NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe.

'Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on this issue.'

Friday, July 25, 2008

Fatty Friday

Two fatties for the price of one enjoy.
Hope you have a great weekend.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Joke of the Day

"If Hillary and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? ... America!"

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Obama = Osama

The New Yorker really hit it on the head. Obama is the Anti Christ. Be warned America if that creature is elected and it will be the end of the world .

Saturday, December 30, 2006


Krispy Kreme Doughnuts 2007

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Hallmark Teddys 2007

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Hope everybody has a great day. Don't forget to eat that extra slice of pie. = )


Friday, December 22, 2006

Fattie Friday

A X-Mas fatty for today.

This made me laugh 'cause I really can imagine this happening in todays world.

This is how I feel today. I haven't bought one Christmas gift yet. I will be busy shopping today. I didn't even mail my Christmas cards this year. Looks like e-cards will be sent. = )

Friday, December 15, 2006

Fattie Friday

Warning today I have pictures of fat pussy. Don't scroll down.

I told you not to scroll down. Have a great weekend. = )

Friday, December 08, 2006

Fattie Friday

Hi Everyone. I am back. Sorry for the long pause. Was trying to get healthy.

Today is friday so had to keep the tradition going.

God this is awful. Do you think this is photoshopped?

Have a great weekend all.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Fattie Friday

I am not sure if this is a woman or a man.

Damn some woman just get desperate. I guess 'ol Paul was happy afterwards.

old time fat porn.

Tried posting this yesterday but blogger wasn't working. Hope everybody has a great weekend.

Peace Greg

Friday, August 18, 2006

Fattie Friday

You know this females friends and family hate her. You think someone would be kind enough to tell her never to wear those clothes again.

Are you sure you have a hole down there?

Want to thx Norman for sending this must see link on Fattie Friday. This is worth checking out.

Have a great weekend people.

Peace Greg

Monday, August 14, 2006

Elephants never forget

A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While he
was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing
with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He
got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot.

There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.

As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the thorn out with his
hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The
elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face,
stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of
nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.

The man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years
later the man was walking through the zoo with his teenaged son. As they
approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked
over to where they are standing at the rail. The large bull elephant stared
at him and lifted it's front foot off the ground, then put it down. The
elephant did that several times, all the while staring at the man. The man
couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him.

The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way
into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the
man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing

Probably wasn't the same elephant.
Want to thx Paul for e-mailing me this.
Peace Greg

Friday, August 11, 2006

Fattie Friday

Fat lesbian porn. Nope don't get it either. Alot of it on Google though.

Now this is why so many people are Fattie Friday candidates. Please keep shoving those cakes,cookies and donuts down your throats.

Now there aint enough coke in the world that I would share with this woman and I don't even do coke.

I hope everybody has a great weekend.

Peace, Greg

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Purina Diet

I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in b oth arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete.
So, I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting
in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

The tall guy nearly had to stagger out of the store, oxygen-depleted from
laughter. I paid for the food and left a lot of smiles behind me.

I want to thank Nate for sending me this. I LMFAO!!!!


Sunday, July 30, 2006

I am back

Well I made it through my surgery. I will be taking a few weeks off from work to recover. Put my paper work in to go to a health spa to speed the recovery time. I hope that works out.
I want to thank everybody who wished me a speedy recovery and kept checking back to see how I was doing.