Fattie Friday

I am not sure if this is a woman or a man.



Damn some woman just get desperate. I guess 'ol Paul was happy afterwards.




old time fat porn.

Tried posting this yesterday but blogger wasn't working. Hope everybody has a great weekend.

Peace Greg

Fattie Friday

You know this females friends and family hate her. You think someone would be kind enough to tell her never to wear those clothes again.




Are you sure you have a hole down there?






Want to thx Norman for sending this must see link on Fattie Friday. This is worth checking out.

Have a great weekend people.

Peace Greg

Elephants never forget

A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While he
was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing
with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He
got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot.

There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.

As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the thorn out with his
hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The
elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face,
stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of
nothing else but being trampled.


Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.

The man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years
later the man was walking through the zoo with his teenaged son. As they
approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked
over to where they are standing at the rail. The large bull elephant stared
at him and lifted it's front foot off the ground, then put it down. The
elephant did that several times, all the while staring at the man. The man
couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him.

The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way
into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in
wonder.

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the
man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing
him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.
Want to thx Paul for e-mailing me this.
Peace Greg

Fattie Friday

Fat lesbian porn. Nope don't get it either. Alot of it on Google though.


Now this is why so many people are Fattie Friday candidates. Please keep shoving those cakes,cookies and donuts down your throats.


Now there aint enough coke in the world that I would share with this woman and I don't even do coke.

I hope everybody has a great weekend.

Peace, Greg

Purina Diet

I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in b oth arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete.
So, I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting
in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

The tall guy nearly had to stagger out of the store, oxygen-depleted from
laughter. I paid for the food and left a lot of smiles behind me.


I want to thank Nate for sending me this. I LMFAO!!!!

Peace