Hope Everyone has a great New Years Eve and a Happy New Year.
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Friday, December 30, 2005
Thursday, December 29, 2005
BEWARE SNOW SHOVELLING SCAM
Considering this week's weather forecast, this is a very timely warning.
We consider these warnings a Public Service Announcement.
BEWARE SNOW SHOVELLING SCAM
It will be snowing in the US again soon and I wanted to warn you of this latest scam.
You should be on the lookout for this pair in case they appear in your area.
They showed up offering to shovel snow from my friend's driveway for $10. Not ten
minutes into the job they were at his door complaining about being cold.
They said they wanted to come in to his house and get warm for a while.
Well, three hours later, they ended up leaving without finishing the
driveway. He didn't get anything done around the house because he was afraid
to take his eyes off of them. He's just glad his wife wasn't at home to see him
taken in by this 'scam'. He'd never hear the end of it.
Don't let this happen to you!
Fortunately, he took their picture before they left. If these two appear on
your doorstep, don't say you weren't warned!
We consider these warnings a Public Service Announcement.
BEWARE SNOW SHOVELLING SCAM
It will be snowing in the US again soon and I wanted to warn you of this latest scam.
You should be on the lookout for this pair in case they appear in your area.
They showed up offering to shovel snow from my friend's driveway for $10. Not ten
minutes into the job they were at his door complaining about being cold.
They said they wanted to come in to his house and get warm for a while.
Well, three hours later, they ended up leaving without finishing the
driveway. He didn't get anything done around the house because he was afraid
to take his eyes off of them. He's just glad his wife wasn't at home to see him
taken in by this 'scam'. He'd never hear the end of it.
Don't let this happen to you!
Fortunately, he took their picture before they left. If these two appear on
your doorstep, don't say you weren't warned!
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Never trust a frenchman
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a
French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss
girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that
Frenchman again.
Peace
French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss
girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that
Frenchman again.
Peace
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Fattie Friday
Well I made it back from the hospital. A little X-Mas cheer today with Fattie Friday.Looks like Mrs.Claus has been eating one too many cookies this year.
I wish evrybody a Merry Chistmas. I hope you all enjoy the weekend and you get the presents that you wished for. I know what I am getting I bought it myself.
Monday, December 19, 2005
Happy Holidays ?
Hell you just gotta send this once a year and all the holidays are covered. Christie I was thinking of you when I posted. Hope you all have a wonderful X-Mas and a Happy New Year. I am going to get surgery tomorrow hope to be home for X-Mas but will have to wait and see how I am doing. No I can't wait till after X-Mas to do it or I would.Please Eat alot this X-Mas I need new material for Fattie Friday. ;)
Peace
Dear Satan. I mean Santa
You gotta push on picture to enlarge. I thought it was funny. If you don't I don't give a fuck.
Peace
Friday, December 16, 2005
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Monday, December 12, 2005
Friday, December 09, 2005
Fattie Friday
Yea it is Fattie Friday. A couple of Hotties today ;).Wanna see some more Fatties check out Big Dick. He even has a Fatty Friday button up. I haven't figured out how to put on my blog yet.
Hope every one enjoys there weekend.
Peace
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Friday, December 02, 2005
Friday, November 25, 2005
Fattie Friday
Well I bet she didnt even let him eat his apple pie yesterday.
Well Americas favorite team lost 21-24 in over time. ;) Hope everybody enjoyed there Thanksgiving
Peace
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
What a Talent
Now this is exactly what a woman should do on national television if she is looking for a new boyfriend.
Peace
Friday, November 18, 2005
Fattie Friday
Hi Y'all I am back. Sorry but I have been sick the last few weeks. No none of the fat people have eaten me either ;). Hope to be posting more often.
Peace
Friday, November 04, 2005
Monday, October 31, 2005
Friday, October 28, 2005
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Sunday, October 23, 2005
High Times
Cool little pot machine. Gives just enough grass for one joint. You gotta love the peolpe who invent stuff like this. ;)
Peace
Friday, October 21, 2005
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Soccer
To build up professional soccer interest in America. The Europeans have sent a team over that they were sure to peak more interest in the sport. After watching them play I will be catching there games more often. ;)
Peace
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Friday, October 14, 2005
Fattie Friday
Her own built in bottle carrier. How would you like drinking from that bottle now.
Peace
Monday, October 10, 2005
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Friday, October 07, 2005
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Friday, September 30, 2005
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
9/11
Received this e-mail the other day and LMAO. I thought this was a original sick idea. I realise this may not be funny for some americans but you will get over it.
Peace
Friday, September 23, 2005
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Friday, September 16, 2005
Fattie Friday
This picture is a good reminder why cameras have lens caps. Hope Y'all have a great weekend.
Peace
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Bush in the Big Easy
I did not post this for political reasons. I just thought it was funny in my own sick way.
Peace
Saturday, September 10, 2005
SMILE
Socialized medicine in England is not as good as it should be. Oh I forgot Dental doesn't fall under medical insurance. It is after all England. ;)
Peace
Friday, September 09, 2005
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Subject: A man escapes from prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain and do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him
no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us. Be strong honey, I love you."
To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey ... I love you too."
Peace
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain and do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him
no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us. Be strong honey, I love you."
To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey ... I love you too."
Peace
Sunday, September 04, 2005
American Medical Association announcement
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.
Peace
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.
Peace
Friday, September 02, 2005
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