HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!! Wish everybody a safe and exciting New Year !!! Peace Greg
Friday, December 31, 2004
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Sunday, December 26, 2004
My Feelings on Christmas
Wow if You wanna know My true feelings about the Christmas holidays please click here. It is a very funny short video.If You are easily insulted I wouldn't reccomend it.If You love laughing Your ass off I highly reccomend it
Saturday, December 25, 2004
MERRY X-MAS
Just want to wish Everybody a Merry X-mas and for You easily offended individuals Happy Holidays. Peace Greg
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
First-year students at MedSchoolwere receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started
the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2
important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted
by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor
pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse,
withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for
several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt
of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the
Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important
quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
Friday, December 17, 2004
Dementia Test
Thought I would post this quick test for my visitors from Blog Explosion. O.K. You might have to spend longer then 30 sec's though. Peace Greg
Test for Dementia
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't
use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so...
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing
it or are still "with it."
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your
own
OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something
else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next
question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may
be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate
such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue
bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made
from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what
the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said
"glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before
he has t ime and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's
land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the
survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said
ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone
from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said,
"Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how
many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one
degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford
Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people
get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and
four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea,
three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of
the bus dr iver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!
Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do better than
you did.
Test for Dementia
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't
use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so...
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing
it or are still "with it."
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your
own
OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something
else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next
question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may
be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate
such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue
bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made
from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what
the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said
"glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before
he has t ime and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's
land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the
survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said
ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone
from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said,
"Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how
many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one
degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford
Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people
get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and
four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea,
three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of
the bus dr iver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!
Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do better than
you did.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Monday, December 13, 2004
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
DUDE !!
Found this article on the usage of dude,found it interesting.
Linguist Deciphers Uses of Word 'Dude'
By MIKE CRISSEY, Associated Press Writer
PITTSBURGH — Dude, you've got to read this. A linguist from the University of Pittsburgh has published a scholarly paper deconstructing and deciphering the word "dude," contending it is much more than a catchall for lazy, inarticulate surfers, skaters, slackers and teenagers.
An admitted dude-user during his college years, Scott Kiesling said the four-letter word has many uses: in greetings ("What's up, dude?"); as an exclamation ("Whoa, Dude!"); commiseration ("Dude, I'm so sorry."); to one-up someone ("That's so lame, dude."); as well as agreement, surprise and disgust ("Dude.").
Kiesling says in the fall edition of American Speech that the word derives its power from something he calls cool solidarity — an effortless kinship that's not too intimate.
Cool solidarity is especially important to young men who are under social pressure to be close with other young men, but not enough to be suspected as gay.
In other words: Close, dude, but not that close.
"It's like man or buddy, there is often this male-male addressed term that says, 'I'm your friend but not much more than your friend,'" said Kiesling, whose research focuses on language and masculinity.
To decode the word's meaning, Kiesling listened to conversations with fraternity members he taped in 1993. He also had undergraduate students in sociolinguistics classes in 2001 and 2002 write down the first 20 times they heard "dude" and who said it during a three-day period.
He found the word taps into nonconformity and a new American image of leisurely success.
Anecdotally, men were the predominant users of the word, but women sometimes call each other dudes.
Less frequently, men will call women dudes and vice versa. But that comes with some rules, according to self-reporting from students in a 2002 language and gender class included in the paper.
"Men report that they use dude with women with whom they are close friends, but not with women with whom they are intimate," according to the study.
His students also reported that they were least likely to use the word with parents, bosses and professors.
Historically, dude originally meant "old rags" — a "dudesman" was a scarecrow. In the late 1800s, a "dude" was akin to a "dandy," a meticulously dressed man, especially out West. It became "cool" in the 1930s and 1940s, according to Kiesling. Dude began its rise in the teenage lexicon with the 1981 movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
"Dude" also shows no signs of disappearing as more and more of our culture becomes youth-centered, said Mary Bucholtz, an associate professor of linguistics at the University of California, Santa Barbara.
"I have seen middle-aged men using 'dude' with each other," she said.
Linguist Deciphers Uses of Word 'Dude'
By MIKE CRISSEY, Associated Press Writer
PITTSBURGH — Dude, you've got to read this. A linguist from the University of Pittsburgh has published a scholarly paper deconstructing and deciphering the word "dude," contending it is much more than a catchall for lazy, inarticulate surfers, skaters, slackers and teenagers.
An admitted dude-user during his college years, Scott Kiesling said the four-letter word has many uses: in greetings ("What's up, dude?"); as an exclamation ("Whoa, Dude!"); commiseration ("Dude, I'm so sorry."); to one-up someone ("That's so lame, dude."); as well as agreement, surprise and disgust ("Dude.").
Kiesling says in the fall edition of American Speech that the word derives its power from something he calls cool solidarity — an effortless kinship that's not too intimate.
Cool solidarity is especially important to young men who are under social pressure to be close with other young men, but not enough to be suspected as gay.
In other words: Close, dude, but not that close.
"It's like man or buddy, there is often this male-male addressed term that says, 'I'm your friend but not much more than your friend,'" said Kiesling, whose research focuses on language and masculinity.
To decode the word's meaning, Kiesling listened to conversations with fraternity members he taped in 1993. He also had undergraduate students in sociolinguistics classes in 2001 and 2002 write down the first 20 times they heard "dude" and who said it during a three-day period.
He found the word taps into nonconformity and a new American image of leisurely success.
Anecdotally, men were the predominant users of the word, but women sometimes call each other dudes.
Less frequently, men will call women dudes and vice versa. But that comes with some rules, according to self-reporting from students in a 2002 language and gender class included in the paper.
"Men report that they use dude with women with whom they are close friends, but not with women with whom they are intimate," according to the study.
His students also reported that they were least likely to use the word with parents, bosses and professors.
Historically, dude originally meant "old rags" — a "dudesman" was a scarecrow. In the late 1800s, a "dude" was akin to a "dandy," a meticulously dressed man, especially out West. It became "cool" in the 1930s and 1940s, according to Kiesling. Dude began its rise in the teenage lexicon with the 1981 movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
"Dude" also shows no signs of disappearing as more and more of our culture becomes youth-centered, said Mary Bucholtz, an associate professor of linguistics at the University of California, Santa Barbara.
"I have seen middle-aged men using 'dude' with each other," she said.
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Rules
We always hear "the rules"
from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't ! hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something o! r tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape
from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't ! hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something o! r tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape
Hardee's Creates Monster Burger
Yahoo! News - Hardee's Monster Burger Creates Uproar I caught this article at Drudgereport and started getting hungry. But the very next story, Americans weigh down cruise ship is what got Me laughing. It looks like Americans are so FAT the structural integrity of the chairs on the QM2 can't support them. I guess too many of them 1000 + calorie burgers might not be healthy after all. Peace Greg
Monday, November 22, 2004
Five hunters killed in Wisconsin woods -
CNN.com - Five hunters killed in Wisconsin woods - Nov 22, 2004 "This kinda thing doesn't happen around here".That was a quote from a family member of the victims. I love it when people seem so shocked that violence doesn't just happen to somebody else.This guy that did the shooting is just following the example of the U.S. government. When America is not happy with what others are doing We bomb them or invade them.So I can understand why this guy decided He should shoot everybody. It is only logical or ? Americans are a warrior nation and when You live by the gun You die by the gun. So for all You outraged people have mercy on this poor man and find him not guilty because after all He was just doing what he has been taught from the actions of the government and what He sees coming from Hollywood and the media. I am curious why Americans are afraid of a few Islamic terrorist when Americans murders over 16,000 of there own people every year. America should be afraid of America . This is by no means a call for weapon control no I am urging that America does some soul searching . Maybe every person in America should take martial arts classes and make it mandatory for everyone. Then maybe with self discipline America would be a well protected land and a lot less violent against themselves. Peace Greg
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Pulp Politicians
Want a good laugh? Check this link out.Pulp Politicians Had Me laughing.But then again I have a twisted sense of humor. Peace Greg
Monday, November 08, 2004
BUSH WINS
Well G.W. and posse won. I guess things can only get better now.(Smile)Looks like abortion will be abolished in the next four years,Thank god for the religous right. I guess the sale of coat hangers will sky rocket . It is a good time to invest in those stocks. In the Sports world N.E. Patriots were beaten last week by the Steelers.But hey they came back today and kicked ass against the Rams.Last but not least Boston Red Sox are still World Champions.
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Seven straight One more to go!!!!!! GO SOX
Boston.com / Sports / Baseball / Red Sox / One win to go for the crown Well now I am getting excited. Can We pull it off ? or are We gonna do a Yankees and choke? Will have to wait till tonight.Ok I decdied against the Virgins I did the next best thing,I sacrificed a couple of Yankee fans. Seemed to have worked. Peace Greg
Monday, October 25, 2004
- Pats' defense steps up to keep win streak alive
SI.com - NFL - Pats' defense steps up to keep win streak alive - Sunday October 24, 2004 9:23PM Well All I can say," damn I love football." Wasn't a very exciting game but N:E. pulled it off again,Next week should be a challenge the Steelers will be hosting N.E. I hope I am able to talk shit next week. Peace Greg
Saturday, October 23, 2004
I Am Going To Church
Well I found this list of 50 things to do in church.I think I will have to try a couple of these things out. The People in my Wife's church already think I am the Antichrist so I guess not too many people would be upset.LOL
50 FUN THINGS FOR NON-CHRISTIANS TO DO IN CHURCH
1. Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class
and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2. A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the
scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish
Homosexuals".
3. Put stray dogs in coat closets.
4. Un-tune the piano.
5. Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven".
6. Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7. Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this
seat SAVED?"
8. Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at
Grateful Dead concerts.
9. Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows,
hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: "Would
you rather be stoned or crucified?"
10. Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.
11. Start a wave.
12. Do cool things with the lighting.
13. When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like "Hugh G.
Rection" and "Oliver Klozoff".
14. Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
15. When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: "Oh,
Christ! Are they gonna do another SONG?"
16. Make up your own words to the songs.
17. Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand
up, and say: "Oh shit. This isn't the wedding!" Run out
quickly.
18. Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service.
19. If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF
YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL
IT!!!
20. Dress all in black, or in camo. Act like you're having flashbacks.
21. Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire.
Wear it in your ear as jewelry. If you are male, wear two.
Change sets for the evening service.
22. If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and
matching shorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress
instead.
23. At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes.
Announce that you can see an image of Jesus.
24. Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your
shoes and socks.
25. Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the
first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
26. Inflate balloons, then send them off.
27. Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far
Side cartoons.
28. Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20: 3-17).
Draw in asterisks and write exceptions at the bottom of the
page.
29. Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
30. Make calls to 900 numbers on the phone in the kitchen.
31. During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone
asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They
ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
32. Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor.
Discreetly light them.
33. Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being
stoned, especially Stephen.
34. Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate
on how good it is.
35. When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece
of paper with Pat Robertson's MasterCard number.
36. Turn to your neighbor, whisper: "This do in remembrance of
me," and lick them.
37. Fart, and have a friend shout: "Hark! An angel has spoken!"
38. Blow bubbles.
39. Fake a possession.
40. Distribute condoms.
41. Speak in tongues.
42. Ask where the nearest ashtray is.
43. Drool in the collection plate.
44. Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians.
After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of
Peleponnesians.
45. After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish
jokes. When someone points out that Pope John Paul II came
from Poland, act embarrassed.
46. Show unusual interest in any reference to the word
"Ministry".
47. At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of
a wristwatch embedded inside.
48. Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new
ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery.
Send the bill to the pastor.
49. Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon
you!!!"
50. Spread the word that there'll be a rave party at the address
of the church next Saturday at midnight.
50 FUN THINGS FOR NON-CHRISTIANS TO DO IN CHURCH
1. Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class
and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2. A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the
scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish
Homosexuals".
3. Put stray dogs in coat closets.
4. Un-tune the piano.
5. Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven".
6. Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7. Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this
seat SAVED?"
8. Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at
Grateful Dead concerts.
9. Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows,
hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: "Would
you rather be stoned or crucified?"
10. Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.
11. Start a wave.
12. Do cool things with the lighting.
13. When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like "Hugh G.
Rection" and "Oliver Klozoff".
14. Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
15. When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: "Oh,
Christ! Are they gonna do another SONG?"
16. Make up your own words to the songs.
17. Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand
up, and say: "Oh shit. This isn't the wedding!" Run out
quickly.
18. Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service.
19. If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF
YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL
IT!!!
20. Dress all in black, or in camo. Act like you're having flashbacks.
21. Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire.
Wear it in your ear as jewelry. If you are male, wear two.
Change sets for the evening service.
22. If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and
matching shorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress
instead.
23. At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes.
Announce that you can see an image of Jesus.
24. Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your
shoes and socks.
25. Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the
first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
26. Inflate balloons, then send them off.
27. Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far
Side cartoons.
28. Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20: 3-17).
Draw in asterisks and write exceptions at the bottom of the
page.
29. Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
30. Make calls to 900 numbers on the phone in the kitchen.
31. During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone
asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They
ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
32. Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor.
Discreetly light them.
33. Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being
stoned, especially Stephen.
34. Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate
on how good it is.
35. When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece
of paper with Pat Robertson's MasterCard number.
36. Turn to your neighbor, whisper: "This do in remembrance of
me," and lick them.
37. Fart, and have a friend shout: "Hark! An angel has spoken!"
38. Blow bubbles.
39. Fake a possession.
40. Distribute condoms.
41. Speak in tongues.
42. Ask where the nearest ashtray is.
43. Drool in the collection plate.
44. Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians.
After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of
Peleponnesians.
45. After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish
jokes. When someone points out that Pope John Paul II came
from Poland, act embarrassed.
46. Show unusual interest in any reference to the word
"Ministry".
47. At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of
a wristwatch embedded inside.
48. Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new
ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery.
Send the bill to the pastor.
49. Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon
you!!!"
50. Spread the word that there'll be a rave party at the address
of the church next Saturday at midnight.
Friday, October 22, 2004
Aftermath of Crawford, TX Newspaper's Kerry Endorsement
The Randi Rhodes Show on Newsradio 1290 WJNO Wow I had made a joke that when G.W.'s home town newspaper endorsed Kerry they would burn the newspaper down.Well they didn't burn it down but they did get threatened.You know America it don't matter if You are Left or Right if You can't except the other point of view or at least listen to what they have to say,You give more to power to those morons who are steadily taken away Your civil rights. The best way to have control is to get everybody else to piss on each other. Manipulation at its best is what I see going on in America.The Fear factor that both parties are using is shameful. Peace Greg
Thursday, October 21, 2004
Clinton wants to be nominated as next U.N. secretary-general
Interest!ALERT: Quality Content Just the thought of Bubba sitting behind his desk in the U.N makes Me laugh. Bubba I can bet would be getting all kinds of third world attention if You know what I mean. I personally don't think this is a good idea (Bubba becoming U.N. Sec.Gen.) but hey if it makes him happy. Peace Greg
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
New York Yankees have one more chance to pull themselves together and finally finish off Boston.
SI.com - MLB - - Wednesday October 20, 2004 12:28AM Well I guess Boston has done more then save face. I have a little more hope but not that much.LOL Keeping my fingers crossed and will watch the game tonight. Peace Greg
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
MLB - Red Sox stun Yanks, force Game 6 in New York
SI.com - MLB - Red Sox stun Yanks, force Game 6 in New York - Tuesday October 19, 2004 1:11AMWell at least the Boston Red Sox have saved some face.Now that the series is going back to N.Y. I don't have much hope of them pulling off a come back. As far as the Patriots are concerned they are still adding notches to the record books. So October is still rolling along for My teams. Tonight will be the last evening I can drink a beer at the beer keller.(typed with a long sad face) So I will have to go and get my fill 'cause it won't re-open 'till April. Well hope everybody out there is having a great week. Peace Greg
Sunday, October 17, 2004
Iraq convoy balkers detained
Omaha.comEver since I read this story on Thursday it has bothered Me.I spent eight years in the army.I never encountered a squad that refused to do its mission.I personally think all 19 soldiers should be court martialed.If You don't have the right equipment in the army You are taught to over come and adapt.in others words for all You civilians it is simply get over it and do Your job.I don't know about the rest of You but if I was in one of those M-1 or Bradley and My tank ran out of fuel I would be looking to kill somebody. In the American army You don't have time to worry about Your own ass, if You are given a mission it is a essential part of a big picture.The task has to be completed no discussion except to hammer out the details.Rag bags like these idiots should be shot for cowardnice.Does not matter what your job is in the army You are a soldier first.No ands ifs or buts about it. Peace Greg
MLB Face it, Red Sox: Yankees are just plain better than you
CBS.SportsLine.com - MLB Face it, Red Sox: Yankees are just plain better than you Well this is the headline I woke up to this morning.Makes me happy to see the Red Sox are going to let Me down.After 86 yrs since there last world series title I should Be use to this. Well at least The Patriots can make Me happy. Red Sox fans keep Your head up there is always next year.P.S. As I sit here and type this blog I am wearing a Yankees ballcap. Peace Greg
Monday, October 11, 2004
NFL - Patriots set�consecutive wins record -
SI.com - NFL - Patriots set�consecutive wins record - Sunday October 10, 2004 6:37PMI have to say it is times like this I do miss living in the States. I have been a Patriots fan all My life and the only place I can trash talk is here on My blog. The mighty Red Sox are about to give them pussy ass Yankee fucks a ass whooping over the next couple of days too. The only thing that could make this fall even better is to see the Celtics and Bruins kicking ass too.LOL My luck though New England will go on a streak losing the most consecutive games . A note for Duncan Cleveland lost again .Well I guess we will have to wait untill next week to see if I am as happy as today. Peace Greg
Saturday, October 09, 2004
MLB - Red Sox eliminate Angels on Ortiz's homer in 10th - Boston Red Sox Kick Ass
SI.com - MLB - Red Sox eliminate Angels on Ortiz's homer in 10th - Friday October 8, 2004 9:22PM Well! Bring on the Yankees We are going to the World series. I don't think the poor Twins have a chance anymore but hey it don't matter Boston is ready for whoever shows up. It Looks like the Cardinals will Be our opposing team but Boston will ground them into the dirt. Peace Greg
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Yes, you really do need that coffee
MSNBC - Yes, you really do need that coffee Well I know from experience this is the truth I quit drinking Coke this Year and My wife wanted to kill Me. I was drinking between 4 and 6 liters a day and quit cold turkey thought I was gonna kill stupid fuckers every day for three weeks.I have been clean since Feburary.I have to be honest now I hate the shit.I can't even stand the taste of Coke or Pepsi.The plus side was I lost over 70 lbs. Peace Greg
Middle School Teacher In Trouble Over Presidential Photo?
7Online.com: Middle School Teacher In Trouble Over Presidential Photo? This is just about the most Moronic thing I have read.I don't know about the rest of the country but growing up in the 70's in your social study class We always had pictures of the presidents hanging up. I don't see it political or Patriotic it is called RESPECT. The man is in office respect him You don't have to like the Man but respect his office and his job. No! Kerry's picture should not be hung up just because a couple of parents are idiots.What happened to common fuckin sense? How does America celebrate Presidents Day if they are not allowed to hang pictures of the President.You can thank BigDicksplacethat is where I read about this story. If You hit his link He has the principle's e-mail address if You would like to drop him a note to tell him what a fuck face He is. Peace Greg
Monday, October 04, 2004
Super Bowl bound Patriots unstoppable
SI.com - NFL - Patriots get record-tying�18th�consecutive win - Sunday October 3, 2004 5:17PM: "And so appear to be the Patriots, who have not lost in 53 weeks, going back to a 20-17 defeat at Washington on Sept. 28, 2003.
In between, they've won 15 consecutive regular-season games and three in the playoffs, including last February's Super Bowl victory over Carolina.
The Patriots tied a record held by four other NFL teams -- Chicago did it twice -- and also by the 1947-48 AAFC Cleveland Browns. They're the first to win 18 straight since Denver in 1997-98."
In between, they've won 15 consecutive regular-season games and three in the playoffs, including last February's Super Bowl victory over Carolina.
The Patriots tied a record held by four other NFL teams -- Chicago did it twice -- and also by the 1947-48 AAFC Cleveland Browns. They're the first to win 18 straight since Denver in 1997-98."
Saturday, October 02, 2004
For My religious right wing moral minority morons
This is for all You right wing Moral Minority due gooders.In other words Keep Your god forsaken beliefs to Your selves Thank You.America is a land of diverse beliefs.Get it ,All You right wing Christian morons need to just shut the Hell up!! In the Spirit: Remember the Religious Freedom Act
By the Rev. Harold E. Babcock
It has been well more than 200 years — Jan. 16, 1786 — since the Commonwealth of Virginia adopted its act for Establishing Religious Freedom. Written by Thomas Jefferson, it was later used by James Madison when he framed the so-called "establishment clause" of the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.
The Virginia statute reads, in part, as follows: "We are aware that Almighty God hath created the mind free; that all attempts to influence it by temporal punishments or burdens, or by civil incapacitations, tend only to beget habits of hypocrisy and meanness — Our civil rights have no dependence on our religious opinions, any more than our opinions in physics or geometry — Be it therefore enacted by the General Assembly. That no man shall be compelled to frequent or support any religious worship, place, or ministry whatsoever, nor shall be enforced, restrained, molested, or burthened in his body or goods, nor shall otherwise suffer on account of his religious opinions or belief; but that all men shall be free to profess, and by argument maintain, their opinions in matters of religion, and that the same shall in nowise diminish, enlarge, or affect their civil capacities."
James Madison, who became the floor leader for the statute when it was presented to the Virginia Legislature, even came to the aid of the atheist, contending that freedom of choice included even the right to have no belief in God or religion.
In the early years of our nation, the established churches — in Virginia, the Anglican; in New England, the Congregational — were supported by taxation. If you lived in Massachusetts prior to 1833, you would have been required to pay a tax to support the standing order — most often the Congregational Church — whether you were a Congregationalist or not (and many were not).
The Virginia statute was supported (as Baptists should know) by Baptists in that state who had suffered discrimination before the American Revolution and believed that the separation of church and state was necessary to prevent corruption of either one by the other. Presbyterians (as they should know) argued that the state's role in religion was limited to ensuring equal treatment for all denominations.
For more than 200 years, the rationale behind the Virginia statute has served us well and made the United States a haven for religious freedom. Our country is one of the most religiously diverse in the world.
Lately, however, I have become very concerned by the increasing role of religion (by which is usually meant conservative Protestant Christianity) in American public life and I think you should be concerned, too. As the Virginia statue suggests, this was definitely not the intention of our nation's founders. They believed that while religion was important in forming character and values, it must never be allowed to interfere in the workings of government or the deliberations of the law.
Fortunately, we live in a country where we are not only free to worship as we choose, but where we are allowed to discuss these issues freely. But religious people should always be aware of attempts to bridge the healthy separation of church and state, and to remember the historical precedents for that separation.
We might do worse than to recall these other words from the Virginia statute for establishing religious freedom: " ... That truth is great and will prevail if left to herself, that she is the proper and sufficient antagonist to error, and has nothing to fear from the conflict, unless by human interposition disarmed of her natural weapons, free argument and debate, errors ceasing to be dangerous when it is permitted freely to contradict them."
Thankfully, we live in a country that is not (yet) dominated by one particular religious point of view, and whose Constitution protects the rights of all religious expression, and even of no religious expression; and where public policy decisions are made on the basis of public reason, not biblical or sectarian imperative.
The adoption of the Virginia statute is worth remembering and celebrating. I couldn't have said it better myself.Amen LOL Peace Greg
By the Rev. Harold E. Babcock
It has been well more than 200 years — Jan. 16, 1786 — since the Commonwealth of Virginia adopted its act for Establishing Religious Freedom. Written by Thomas Jefferson, it was later used by James Madison when he framed the so-called "establishment clause" of the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.
The Virginia statute reads, in part, as follows: "We are aware that Almighty God hath created the mind free; that all attempts to influence it by temporal punishments or burdens, or by civil incapacitations, tend only to beget habits of hypocrisy and meanness — Our civil rights have no dependence on our religious opinions, any more than our opinions in physics or geometry — Be it therefore enacted by the General Assembly. That no man shall be compelled to frequent or support any religious worship, place, or ministry whatsoever, nor shall be enforced, restrained, molested, or burthened in his body or goods, nor shall otherwise suffer on account of his religious opinions or belief; but that all men shall be free to profess, and by argument maintain, their opinions in matters of religion, and that the same shall in nowise diminish, enlarge, or affect their civil capacities."
James Madison, who became the floor leader for the statute when it was presented to the Virginia Legislature, even came to the aid of the atheist, contending that freedom of choice included even the right to have no belief in God or religion.
In the early years of our nation, the established churches — in Virginia, the Anglican; in New England, the Congregational — were supported by taxation. If you lived in Massachusetts prior to 1833, you would have been required to pay a tax to support the standing order — most often the Congregational Church — whether you were a Congregationalist or not (and many were not).
The Virginia statute was supported (as Baptists should know) by Baptists in that state who had suffered discrimination before the American Revolution and believed that the separation of church and state was necessary to prevent corruption of either one by the other. Presbyterians (as they should know) argued that the state's role in religion was limited to ensuring equal treatment for all denominations.
For more than 200 years, the rationale behind the Virginia statute has served us well and made the United States a haven for religious freedom. Our country is one of the most religiously diverse in the world.
Lately, however, I have become very concerned by the increasing role of religion (by which is usually meant conservative Protestant Christianity) in American public life and I think you should be concerned, too. As the Virginia statue suggests, this was definitely not the intention of our nation's founders. They believed that while religion was important in forming character and values, it must never be allowed to interfere in the workings of government or the deliberations of the law.
Fortunately, we live in a country where we are not only free to worship as we choose, but where we are allowed to discuss these issues freely. But religious people should always be aware of attempts to bridge the healthy separation of church and state, and to remember the historical precedents for that separation.
We might do worse than to recall these other words from the Virginia statute for establishing religious freedom: " ... That truth is great and will prevail if left to herself, that she is the proper and sufficient antagonist to error, and has nothing to fear from the conflict, unless by human interposition disarmed of her natural weapons, free argument and debate, errors ceasing to be dangerous when it is permitted freely to contradict them."
Thankfully, we live in a country that is not (yet) dominated by one particular religious point of view, and whose Constitution protects the rights of all religious expression, and even of no religious expression; and where public policy decisions are made on the basis of public reason, not biblical or sectarian imperative.
The adoption of the Virginia statute is worth remembering and celebrating. I couldn't have said it better myself.Amen LOL Peace Greg
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Jesus washes up in Texas - Sep 29, 2004
CNN.com - Jesus washes up in Texas - Sep 29, 2004 Well Jesus washes up in Texas must be a sign for Dubya. Maybe I should go get baptised and start praying so I don't go to Hell.LOL Peace Greg
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
My wife was informed on Monday my son was no longer able to bring his tanks to kindergarten.She was told War toys scare small children.I just found this picture in the box that one of the tanks came in.I started laughing really hard, I read the top of the picture.My son did not receive War toys He had actually received Peace keeping toys. So I will pay the kindergarten a visit and ask if peacekeeping toys are allowed. Peace Greg
Bush's Hometown Newspaper Endorses Kerry
Yahoo! News - Bush's Hometown Newspaper Endorses Kerry A small victory for Kerry. LOL Though it is kinda funny though. The newspaper will probably be burned to the ground. Peace Greg
Sunday, September 26, 2004
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Cat Stevens is really a Islamic Terrorist OH My God!
My Way News Paranoia. You got love it First they put Ted Kennedy on the list now Cat Stevens.Does this mean that everybody who disagrees with the Fascist American government will be banned from flying?OOPs another wake up call. Peace Greg
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Top 10
Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
Crom's Beard
If You love dark humor, You'll love this guy. He had Me rolling for at least 15 minutes. He just started blogging recently. Give his link a hit and check it out. Peace Greg
"Dishonest Dubya" Lying Action Figure Doll - George W. Bush
"Dishonest Dubya" Lying Action Figure Doll - George W. Bush Republican or Democrat You gotta laugh at this. Please click on this link it is great. Peace Greg
Beheading
I just got done watching various short clips of beheading from Iraq. Though disturbing I have to wonder at the outrage. More then one year has gone bye since the first beheading started. I just ask what is going through these civilians heads from the west. Why are You there? Greed. They want to make that quick $350.000. I could feel sorry for the first couple of guys but now I can't feel one bit sorry.Look at what these guys have done to there families, Sorrow and what ifs for the rest of there lives. Westerners have a hard time understanding these acts but it is not a secret that when You are captured You are going to pay the price. My advice to all You money hungry Yahoo's stay at home so I don't have to watch Your wife and child beg for Your life. The money is not worth it. Wake up world Iraq is getting ready to implode. The military can't even protect itself, they are suffering because of bad judgment calls from the Great number one leader. Hail George Bush. Peace Greg
Democracy
de·moc·ra·cy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-mkr-s)n. pl. de·moc·ra·cies
Government by the people, exercised either directly or through elected representatives.
A political or social unit that has such a government.
The common people, considered as the primary source of political power.
Majority rule.
The principles of social equality and respect for the individual within a community. I 've been reading a variety of different blogs lately. I have come to the conclusion that the meaning of Democracy is different for everybody. I am reading how this person wants right wing parties banned,and this one wants the left wing parties banned. We have people who don't like it when parents are upset that they have lost a child to a illegal war. If You don't vote actually You shouldn't even have the right to bitch.(LOL) I just think it is funny that if You want to ban a way of thinking does that make the problem go away? I get the feeling from these people some how they believe this. If the government in any country is doing its job then most of the people will be somewhat satisfied.The result being everybody has there say but most people stay towards the center. The problem with today is not new,look at the 60's. It is just time for change. Unfortunately what I think needs to be changed and what others want is two different things. I really do believe that when the world survives the next five years it will be a better place. Everybody should be able to have there say and no political party should be banned. If a extreme way of thinking is voted into office like in America right now, it will be dealt with sooner then later. This is not the first time right wing extremist have come to power and will not be the last. I think I know what I am talking about. I use to be a right wing nut case for about 30 years.always voted republican. I am believer that America should carry a big stick and walk quitely. We do not need to try to be modern day crusaders. The next big terrorist attack could be around the corner and.We are not fighting terrorism in Iraq We are fighting G.W. war. What anybody sees in a coke snorting drunk who thinks God talks to him is beyond me. I think it is funny 'cause when God talks to Me they change my medicine.(lol) So people rant and rave it is Your right if We live in a Democracy. Peace Greg
Government by the people, exercised either directly or through elected representatives.
A political or social unit that has such a government.
The common people, considered as the primary source of political power.
Majority rule.
The principles of social equality and respect for the individual within a community. I 've been reading a variety of different blogs lately. I have come to the conclusion that the meaning of Democracy is different for everybody. I am reading how this person wants right wing parties banned,and this one wants the left wing parties banned. We have people who don't like it when parents are upset that they have lost a child to a illegal war. If You don't vote actually You shouldn't even have the right to bitch.(LOL) I just think it is funny that if You want to ban a way of thinking does that make the problem go away? I get the feeling from these people some how they believe this. If the government in any country is doing its job then most of the people will be somewhat satisfied.The result being everybody has there say but most people stay towards the center. The problem with today is not new,look at the 60's. It is just time for change. Unfortunately what I think needs to be changed and what others want is two different things. I really do believe that when the world survives the next five years it will be a better place. Everybody should be able to have there say and no political party should be banned. If a extreme way of thinking is voted into office like in America right now, it will be dealt with sooner then later. This is not the first time right wing extremist have come to power and will not be the last. I think I know what I am talking about. I use to be a right wing nut case for about 30 years.always voted republican. I am believer that America should carry a big stick and walk quitely. We do not need to try to be modern day crusaders. The next big terrorist attack could be around the corner and.We are not fighting terrorism in Iraq We are fighting G.W. war. What anybody sees in a coke snorting drunk who thinks God talks to him is beyond me. I think it is funny 'cause when God talks to Me they change my medicine.(lol) So people rant and rave it is Your right if We live in a Democracy. Peace Greg
Monday, September 20, 2004
Sunday, September 19, 2004
Suck My New Weekly: The Olsen Twins Supersize It!
Suck My New Weekly: The Olsen Twins Supersize It! If You need a good laugh check this link out. When You have absolutely no humor don't. Peace Greg
Friday, September 17, 2004
52 yr old teacher arrested for carrying concealed weapon
local6.com - News - Teacher Arrested After Bookmark Called Concealed WeaponLike I have said many times before. Only in America can shit like this happen.
The Seattle Times: Oregon Guard unit told to return prisoners to Iraqi abusers
The Seattle Times: Nation & World: Oregon Guard unit told to return prisoners to Iraqi abusers You see Democracy in Iraq is working. I am sure glad that the higher ups decided the military should not intervene. After all that would have been hypercritical after all weren't our soldiers doing the same thing? Well ok they are making a attempt to discipline the lower ranking soldiers,but the ones that gave the green light get off free. Yes Democracy is a great thing when You are in power. Peace Greg
New Navistar pickup, No energy crisis here
New Navistar pickup towers over offerings from Hummer, Ford - Sep. 13, 2004 You have to love this vehicle, Only a true American could want this Truck. Gets 6 miles to the gallon. I have already ordered mine came in at a small price of $110.000. LOL But for real I thought there was a oil shortage going on somewhere, at least that is the reason my gas prices have gone up 40%. You don't think they have been lying? Peace Greg
Patriotic Father
Democrats accused of ripping Bush signs - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - September 17, 2004 Wow is this guy sick or what. What moron would put his children in such danger. When You see the mood in America ,You are either for or against , with that kind of mood You don't bring small children to a political rally and then demonstrate. HMMMM. Patriotic or not He should be investigated for child endangerment. Peace Greg
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
If You are looking for the right
Hey for everybody who reads my site and can't stand the left.go here Big Dick's Place. Dude says it the way he sees it and absolutely didn't forget 9/11.This Blog will reinstall faith into my buddy Duncan. Peace Greg
Monday, September 13, 2004
A New American Holiday
CNN.com - Gun shops,�police�brace for end of�weapons ban - Sep 13, 2004 Wow I can't wait to get back to America and buy Me a new Mac 10 and maybe a Uzi.I haven't been able to go hunting since they took My weapons away. Well let the bullets fly. Peace Greg
Duncan's World
The world according to Duncan. I am still flogging myself as of today, How could I forget to mention September 11th on my Blog? Well I didn't remember April 19th either. If You check his web link He was either really drunk or He is a real patriot. I hope He was drunk. Duncan will of course say," I was trying to be sarcastic." and He was but He meant every word that He wrote. You know that was three years ago and the terrorists who committed the crime are all dead. Why should We remember ? Terrorism whether committed by the American military in foreign lands or from Israel on the Palestinians will never end. Might makes right. So if You drop 2000 lb bombs in civilian areas and then announce that it was regrettable that makes it ok, But if You don't own those type of weapons and You put a bomb in a car and kill policemen You are a terrorist? Because Might makes right. I sure wish I was as intellectual and naive as My friend Duncan. I can only hope some day my eyes and understanding will be clouded once again that I will follow My fascist leader blindly and then say to myself those were terrorist they deserved everything they got. I really don't like the direction that the world is going right now. I hope that clear understanding and not Revenge will lead us into the future. It is very ironic how history always repeats itself. Peace Greg
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Cheney " Vote for Me We are Your only hope"
My Way News How can any logical person believe a statement like this. You know when the Vice President makes a comment like this He must think all voters are morons. I hope America is not a land of Morons.
Saturday, September 04, 2004
Friday, September 03, 2004
Third-grader arrested for disorderly conduct
Third-grader arrested for disorderly conduct: "ESPANOLA, N.M." Only in America can stupid shit like this happen. Be honest how many adults does it take to control a eight year old?
Thursday, September 02, 2004
Could not have said it better Myself
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
President George W. Bush, August 5, 2004 — . You gotta give G.W. credit He is at least honest. He is letting all of You know now what is in store for You with four more years. Peace Greg
President George W. Bush, August 5, 2004 — . You gotta give G.W. credit He is at least honest. He is letting all of You know now what is in store for You with four more years. Peace Greg
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Makes Me Proud to be a American
Boston Globe Online: Print it! You know if this was a headline from Afghanistan, I would have no complaints after all that was part of the so called war on Terrorism. Iraq is just another way for the rich to get richer and the rest of us get to pay. I say nuke 'em all and bring our soldiers home. Peace Greg
Wisdom
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Sex is like air.It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
Don't aspire to become irreplaceable.If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Remember, no-one is listening until you fart.
Never forget that like everyone else, you are unique.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments
Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again?It was probably worth it.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman.Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse.From there on in, life gets worse
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Sex is like air.It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
Don't aspire to become irreplaceable.If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Remember, no-one is listening until you fart.
Never forget that like everyone else, you are unique.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments
Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again?It was probably worth it.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman.Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse.From there on in, life gets worse
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.
Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter "selfish hedonist"
DRUDGE REPORT FLASH 2004� I really love this stuff.
Sunday, August 29, 2004
Wow! German doctors
Check out this link. German doctors were able to regrow a patients lower jaw. Peace Greg
What kinda Hero are You?
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Saturday, August 21, 2004
Vacation Update
Hi All, long time no updates.I spent the better part of this week in Berlin and Potsdam . My Brother and I did all those tourist things.We had a good time.I think Berlin is lacking though when You compare it to the Likes of London,New York or Paris.Very cheap though in comparison to those other cities.The service side of Berlin is seriously lacking,like the rest of Germany the service just about everywhere We went was terrible.
Potsdam was really worth visiting though.The entire Fussganger zone has been all redeveloped and the gardens were beautiful.I saw a couple of hotels I want to stay at when My wife and I visit later this year.The prices are much cheaper in comparison with Berlin. Kerwa (Kirchweih) has started this weekend in Memmelsdorf.The children are all excited because they get to stay up late and receive money from all the relatives which is immediately spent on things they will break before the day is out.For You non Germans this is like a small Octoberfest celebrating the churches founding.On Sunday morning the mass is held in the Bier tent and when the Mass is over the drinking and eating starts. Peace Greg
Potsdam was really worth visiting though.The entire Fussganger zone has been all redeveloped and the gardens were beautiful.I saw a couple of hotels I want to stay at when My wife and I visit later this year.The prices are much cheaper in comparison with Berlin. Kerwa (Kirchweih) has started this weekend in Memmelsdorf.The children are all excited because they get to stay up late and receive money from all the relatives which is immediately spent on things they will break before the day is out.For You non Germans this is like a small Octoberfest celebrating the churches founding.On Sunday morning the mass is held in the Bier tent and when the Mass is over the drinking and eating starts. Peace Greg
Saturday, August 07, 2004
AMERICA the land of no freedom
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.The more I read the headlines out of America the more depressing it is.The Moral Minority are taking more and more control and there is no outrage.Wake up America these religious fanatics are taking over Your goverment,from the local to the Federal level.Religion and state have to stay separated.It is no longer the land of the Free.When You are Free You have the choose of what You listen too or read.nobody should tell You what kind of sex You should have or what Your relgious beliefs should be.Remember CHOICE not legislation.Less Goverment more freedom. Peace Greg
Monday, August 02, 2004
The Boogy Man is back
You would think the Bush administration would give this terrorism shit a rest.Oh please mister Bush save Me from the evil Muslims of the world.I am so scared make it stop.
I just want to know does any body believe this crap anymore?For three years they have been telling the world the next attack is around the corner.The only true terrorist organization left is the Bush administration it self.Red neck right wing christian moral minority.I am not a relgious person per se,but if there is a god I hope It sees fit that Bush loses the election.I don't think I can take another four years of this B.S.
I just want to know does any body believe this crap anymore?For three years they have been telling the world the next attack is around the corner.The only true terrorist organization left is the Bush administration it self.Red neck right wing christian moral minority.I am not a relgious person per se,but if there is a god I hope It sees fit that Bush loses the election.I don't think I can take another four years of this B.S.
Monday, July 26, 2004
Well it is official
Hi Y'all I was presented with my very own official Bier Krug Yesterday.Acording to Duncan this is like getting my own tomb stone,I am a regular at the Memmelsdorf Bier Keller. After ninetenn years in Germany I am officially excepted.I am a honary guest.I know for most of You it is like and??.I happen to be very pleased.
Growing up in America I moved quit a bit.I have lived my entire adult live here in Germany.Their is a Bier krug with my name on it now. Damn am I getting old.Wow I am sure I am confusing some of You but i write what I am thinking and this is the result.Well Armin I am planning on spending the rest of my life here .I hope You find Your Home soon.
Growing up in America I moved quit a bit.I have lived my entire adult live here in Germany.Their is a Bier krug with my name on it now. Damn am I getting old.Wow I am sure I am confusing some of You but i write what I am thinking and this is the result.Well Armin I am planning on spending the rest of my life here .I hope You find Your Home soon.
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Summer is here
Well one month after summer officially started it has finall arrived in Germany.I can now start too really enjoy the bier garten.I have to walk about 500 meters from my house and I am there.I don't think there is any better Summer experience in Germany then sitting in a shaded Bier Garten and drinking a bier from a bier krug.
I start vacation in ten days then I will be able to enjoy my summer for thirty days.Schwim bad and the Bier garten will be the daily events of my vacation.I have about ten books that i want to read and just relax. Well hope You all are enjoying Your summer where ever You are.
I start vacation in ten days then I will be able to enjoy my summer for thirty days.Schwim bad and the Bier garten will be the daily events of my vacation.I have about ten books that i want to read and just relax. Well hope You all are enjoying Your summer where ever You are.
Saturday, July 17, 2004
Death Clock
Wow went to
deathclock .com.I am dead already.I know I am late sometimes but I
never thought I would miss my own death. Check out my link it is pretty
interesting.I was able to check my BMI it has gone from a high of 38 in
Jan. to 27 in July.over 70lbs and still losing.I guess it will be a
shame to have lost all the weight and still drop dead any time soon
though.My secret to losing was stop drinking coke eat less and drink
large amounts of spirits and in that order.
deathclock .com.I am dead already.I know I am late sometimes but I
never thought I would miss my own death. Check out my link it is pretty
interesting.I was able to check my BMI it has gone from a high of 38 in
Jan. to 27 in July.over 70lbs and still losing.I guess it will be a
shame to have lost all the weight and still drop dead any time soon
though.My secret to losing was stop drinking coke eat less and drink
large amounts of spirits and in that order.
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Systematic abuse of power
Well if You go and read the link I posted ,just some more testimony of How G.W. and gang are systematically eliminating there opposition.What happened to freedom of speech? The abusive way that power is used by this current administration is comparable to early Nazi methods.I guess the next logical step from this Fascist goverment is they will bomb the Capitol building.
Saturday, July 10, 2004
DENIAL
Wow is this guy out of touch with reality? The worse part about this there is about 100 million idiot Americans who believe what G.W. says.
Friday, July 09, 2004
Fascist Lies
I love it the Boogy Man is back.Everyone lock Your doors shut the windows.George Bush and Company are running scared so now they have to scare the nation.Bin Laden is Dead He is not running any terrorist operations.Maybe covert secret ops are being run in America.Make there own homemade terrorism.Just enough to put the fear back in the People.Wouldn't that be so convenient.Can You imagine that.The terrorist love G.W. so much they are gonna attack America just in time for the elections.Not only that but American intelligence is so good now We know what Bin Laden is planning We are in the inner circle of Al Qaeda.I mean How else would We know all this? Peace Greg
Friday, July 02, 2004
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Joke
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
Sunday, June 27, 2004
What kind of toy are You
You're GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip!! You're
strong, tough, and know how to kick some ass.
Don't forget though, no matter how manly you
think you are, you're still just a doll. God
Bless America.
What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Religious tolerance in America
I get a laugh when I think how ignorant My fellow Americans are.Flag waving Patriots that they are.I get the feeling none of them know the short history of America.America was founded to respect all religious beliefs.99.5% of all Muslims are shocked by the behavior of a few.God knows I am shocked by how America has allowed it self to be turned into a fascist run state and hardly anybody is outraged,I guess what most Americans don't realize is these so called Muslim terrorist are the direct result of American foreign policies gone bad over the last 30 or so years.So I say to America wake up and smell the coffee You all are the reason that so many in the world want to kill You.Take a look at what Your politicians stand for get informed and vote.Vote for a change. Peace Greg
Friday, June 25, 2004
Check the simple things
I have had a problem with My media player version 9 for two and half weeks now.No sound.checked my speakers settings,checked the speaker loudness everything fine .I played all my other various type of media players they all worked fine.Must be this Windows shit.(lol) So I deinstalled reinstalled still didn't work.Checked for updates,did a virus scan.Then A good friend of mine who always answers evrything with a wise crack asked," did You check the mute key?" I answer of course Lol.The mute key looked normal,too bad in settings You can chek on the mute and guess what then Your media player has no sound.So for all You other so called computer experts who gave me advice and checkrd my system DUHH,thx anyway.I am now enjoying My internet radio again. Thanks again Joe.
Thursday, June 24, 2004
Sex Test This one is funny
kinky isn't a feather...its using the whole damn
chicken! and you kno it. you are so kinky that
even you are afraid of yourself sometimes.
What type of SEX do You enjoy?
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