Now this is someone that eats the bacon fat after it hardens.
Peace
Friday, August 05, 2005
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Sports Fan Kills Wife For Wanting To Cuddle After Sex
Listen up ladies. No more cuddling when you know your husband or boyfriend want to watch sports on t.v..
Peace
The shock Jock
| the Shock Jock | ||||||||||||
| VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead. Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr | ||||||||||||
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid |
Peace
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
This Will Bring A Tear To Your Eye
My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me
it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The
long drives, the special trips she would make to pick me up so
I could spend weekends with her, and the advice her used to
give!
Much was wasted because I was so young. If she were alive today
and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man.
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel
in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12.
We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers
enjoying a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I'd
find a woman and start my own family.
"And son," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.
And she answered, "Makes your pecker look bigger."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The
long drives, the special trips she would make to pick me up so
I could spend weekends with her, and the advice her used to
give!
Much was wasted because I was so young. If she were alive today
and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man.
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel
in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12.
We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers
enjoying a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I'd
find a woman and start my own family.
"And son," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.
And she answered, "Makes your pecker look bigger."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Monday, August 01, 2005
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Friday, July 29, 2005
Hands On.
Now this is a original idea for a bra. It don't look like it would be very comfortable though.
Peace
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Don't Laugh Doc
The patient asked, "Don't Laugh Doc"!
> >> "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
professional. In
>over
> >> twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then,"
Fred said,
> >> and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
penis the
> >> doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been size of a
peanut. Unable to
> >> control himself, the doctor started giggling,then fell
laughing to the
> >> floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet
and regain
> >> his composure. "I'm so sorry, "Said the doctor. "I really
am.... I
>don't
> >> know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
gentleman, I
> >> promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the
probem?"
> >> "It's swollen," Fred replied
> >> "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
professional. In
>over
> >> twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then,"
Fred said,
> >> and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
penis the
> >> doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been size of a
peanut. Unable to
> >> control himself, the doctor started giggling,then fell
laughing to the
> >> floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet
and regain
> >> his composure. "I'm so sorry, "Said the doctor. "I really
am.... I
>don't
> >> know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
gentleman, I
> >> promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the
probem?"
> >> "It's swollen," Fred replied
Saturday, July 23, 2005
When I Die
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died
peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his car."
peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his car."
Friday, July 22, 2005
Friday, July 15, 2005
Thursday, July 14, 2005
All I got is this lousy t-shirt
Just received this in a e-mail. I thought this was awesome.
Push on picture to enlarge.
Peace
Bubba
I laughed my ass off when I saw this. A warning to all you bit torrent fans.
Push on picture to enlarge.
Peace
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Dick Dogs
It is BBQ season time to get some weeners on the grill. Push on picture to enlarge it.
Peace
Saturday, July 09, 2005
Rag Head , Towel Head ?
"TOWEL HEADS"
Recently I received a warning about the use of this
politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more
sensitive in our choice of words.
I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and
want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item
they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small
folded sheet.
Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little
Sheet Heads."
Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.
Peace :)
Friday, July 08, 2005
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Monday, July 04, 2005
Happy 4th of July
Hope all you Americans out there have a great day. Celebrate today with a bang !!!
Peace
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