Fattie Friday

Can you imagine that they make bikinis in XXXXXXL size.

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OOPS!!

This is what happens when you run indoors.

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9/11

Received this e-mail the other day and LMAO. I thought this was a original sick idea. I realise this may not be funny for some americans but you will get over it.

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Fattie Friday

I bet she feels weightless in the water :)

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Killer Pussy

Fattie Friday

This picture is a good reminder why cameras have lens caps. Hope Y'all have a great weekend.

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Bush in the Big Easy

I did not post this for political reasons. I just thought it was funny in my own sick way.

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SMILE

Socialized medicine in England is not as good as it should be. Oh I forgot Dental doesn't fall under medical insurance. It is after all England. ;)

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Fattie Friday

Do you know how many candles you could make if is she had lypo'.

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Bitch Slap

Subject: A man escapes from prison

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain and do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him
no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us. Be strong honey, I love you."

To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey ... I love you too."

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American Medical Association announcement

American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

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Fattie Friday

Double your pleasure with a double dose of fattie friday. :)

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The New Wave Klan

LMAO at this. This is how you make fun of a serious subject. Push on picture to enlarge.

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Little Angel

If you watch the little girl for about 15 seconds she turns into a angel. Watch it and enjoy.

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Fattie Friday

Something for all the bikers out there. Now aint that a sight.;)

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Kids

A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his

parents' room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom,

he was shocked to see his mum and dad shagging for all they were worth.

"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"

"It's ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a baby, that's all."

The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, was pleased

and went back to bed with a smile on his face. Several weeks later, the

little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his

mother giving his father a blow job.

"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?"

"Son, there's been a change of plan," his father replied. "Your mother did

want a baby, but now she wants a BMW."

The Good 'Ol Days

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1960's, 70's and 80's!!



First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned

HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

Fattie Friday

Wow does that look delicious or what. I am talking about the cake you Sickos.

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Work Harder

Work harder so our fellow citizens on welfare wont have to.