Hope you all have a great FF and a great weekend. I don't know if she ate the guy she is sitting on but he probably wished she did.
Peace
Friday, May 26, 2006
Fattie Friday
Hope you all have a great FF and a great weekend. I don't know if she ate the guy she is sitting on but he probably wished she did.
Peace
Friday, May 19, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
2 More Fatal Fla. Gator Attacks Reported
If you push on the headline you can read the story.
I thought this picture went great with the headlines coming out of Florida lately. :)
Peace
Subject: Boycott of stores statistics
On May 1st, as a result of the Mexican boycott,
national retailers reported 4.2% lower sales for the day.
There was a 67.8% reduction in shoplifting.
I LMAO when I received this in a e-mail today.
Peace
Friday, May 12, 2006
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Sponge Bob
Sponge Bob was found dead in Brasil today. His arms had been ripped off as well as his face. R.I.P Sponge Bob.
My kids are gonna miss you
Peace
Friday, May 05, 2006
Fattie Friday
Hope everybody enjoys there weekend.
The picture from last week is being taken from on the floor looking up between the legs at the stomach with tits hanging to the sides of the fat woman. Stole the first picture from Raven.
Peace
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Dominatrices
I can't imagine anything more embarrassing that could happen to a married woman. Husband steals $230,000 for sex with a dominatrices
Just another joke
Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement. When his plane
arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Montreat.
As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.
"You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would
you mind if I drove it for a while?"
The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."
"Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway.
A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.
The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.
The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to
begin the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down
he was surprised to see who was driving.
He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.
He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know
that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies.
I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."
"The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"
The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."
The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president."
The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that."
The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy Graham
for a chauffeur !!!!!
I warned you it was just another joke.
Peace
arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Montreat.
As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.
"You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would
you mind if I drove it for a while?"
The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."
"Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway.
A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.
The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.
The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to
begin the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down
he was surprised to see who was driving.
He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.
He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know
that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies.
I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."
"The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"
The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."
The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president."
The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that."
The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy Graham
for a chauffeur !!!!!
I warned you it was just another joke.
Peace
Friday, April 28, 2006
Fattie Friday
Push on picture to enlarge. It may take a minute but if you look close you will figure it out.
Have a great weekend.
Peace
Thursday, April 27, 2006
SCIENTIFIC STUDY RESULTS
SCIENTIFIC STUDY RESULTS
A South American scientist from
Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with very low intellect read their e-mails or blogs with their hand on the mouse.
* * * * * *
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
Peace
A South American scientist from
Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with very low intellect read their e-mails or blogs with their hand on the mouse.
* * * * * *
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
Peace
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
History Lesson
READ MY WHOLE STORY IT REALLY IS INTERESTING.... I will test you on it later!!
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as, Sinko de Mayo.
WHAT????
You expected something educational from me?
Peace
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as, Sinko de Mayo.
WHAT????
You expected something educational from me?
Peace
Friday, April 21, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
SECURITY PHOTO
The photo is a video capture from a security camera located in the North Corridor that leads to the Senate floor in the US Capitol Building.
This is classified material, so please do not ask how or where I got it.
Also, please DO NOT forward this to all of your friends. The repercussions could shake things up more than you can imagine. A highly respected politician's head is on the line here... If you tell, we
may have to kill you.
But I feel someone should know the truth...
I got this as a e-mail this morning made me laugh my ass off.
Peace
This is classified material, so please do not ask how or where I got it.
Also, please DO NOT forward this to all of your friends. The repercussions could shake things up more than you can imagine. A highly respected politician's head is on the line here... If you tell, we
may have to kill you.
But I feel someone should know the truth...
I got this as a e-mail this morning made me laugh my ass off.
Peace
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Friday, April 14, 2006
Brokeback spiders
Brokeback Spiders
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. That's a Daddy Long legs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Long legs? " the little girl asked. No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Long legs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be OK in California or Massachusetts, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
Peace
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. That's a Daddy Long legs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Long legs? " the little girl asked. No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Long legs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be OK in California or Massachusetts, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
Peace
Fattie Friday
Doesn't she look happy with that baseball bat. I hope everybody has a great weekend.
Peace
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Alcohol anybody?
Was going through my picture archives and decided that today was a good day to do a post on alcohol. It seems some people just don't know when to stop drinking.
Peace
Friday, April 07, 2006
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
I will be dead soon
Well Spring is finally showing itself slowly but surely here. RIP mister snowman.
Peace
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