Friday, December 31, 2004

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!! Wish everybody a safe and exciting New Year !!! Peace Greg Posted by Hello

Thursday, December 30, 2004

My cat couldn't get out of the way.A drunk and crazy German got him.At least He damaged the car. RIP Adolf. Peace Greg Posted by Hello

Sunday, December 26, 2004

My Feelings on Christmas

Wow if You wanna know My true feelings about the Christmas holidays please click here. It is a very funny short video.If You are easily insulted I wouldn't reccomend it.If You love laughing Your ass off I highly reccomend it

Saturday, December 25, 2004


Just want to wish Everybody a Merry X-mas and for You easily offended individuals Happy Holidays. Peace Greg

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

First-year students at MedSchoolwere receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started
the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2
important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted
by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor
pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse,
withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for
several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt
of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the
Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important
quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
index finger. Now learn to pay attention." Posted by Hello

Friday, December 17, 2004

Dementia Test

Thought I would post this quick test for my visitors from Blog Explosion. O.K. You might have to spend longer then 30 sec's though. Peace Greg

Test for Dementia

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't
use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so...

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing
it or are still "with it."

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your
OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something
else. Try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next
question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may
be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate
such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue
bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made
from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what
the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said
"glass," then go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before
he has t ime and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's
land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the
survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said

ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone
from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said,
"Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how
many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one
degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford
Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people
get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and
four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea,
three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of
the bus dr iver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do better than
you did.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

My X-Mas Tree got set up today. LOL nice isn't it. Posted by Hello

Monday, December 13, 2004

Interesting picture I found at the Nasa website. Posted by Hello

Wednesday, December 08, 2004


Found this article on the usage of dude,found it interesting.

Linguist Deciphers Uses of Word 'Dude'

By MIKE CRISSEY, Associated Press Writer

PITTSBURGH — Dude, you've got to read this. A linguist from the University of Pittsburgh has published a scholarly paper deconstructing and deciphering the word "dude," contending it is much more than a catchall for lazy, inarticulate surfers, skaters, slackers and teenagers.

An admitted dude-user during his college years, Scott Kiesling said the four-letter word has many uses: in greetings ("What's up, dude?"); as an exclamation ("Whoa, Dude!"); commiseration ("Dude, I'm so sorry."); to one-up someone ("That's so lame, dude."); as well as agreement, surprise and disgust ("Dude.").

Kiesling says in the fall edition of American Speech that the word derives its power from something he calls cool solidarity — an effortless kinship that's not too intimate.

Cool solidarity is especially important to young men who are under social pressure to be close with other young men, but not enough to be suspected as gay.

In other words: Close, dude, but not that close.

"It's like man or buddy, there is often this male-male addressed term that says, 'I'm your friend but not much more than your friend,'" said Kiesling, whose research focuses on language and masculinity.

To decode the word's meaning, Kiesling listened to conversations with fraternity members he taped in 1993. He also had undergraduate students in sociolinguistics classes in 2001 and 2002 write down the first 20 times they heard "dude" and who said it during a three-day period.

He found the word taps into nonconformity and a new American image of leisurely success.

Anecdotally, men were the predominant users of the word, but women sometimes call each other dudes.

Less frequently, men will call women dudes and vice versa. But that comes with some rules, according to self-reporting from students in a 2002 language and gender class included in the paper.

"Men report that they use dude with women with whom they are close friends, but not with women with whom they are intimate," according to the study.

His students also reported that they were least likely to use the word with parents, bosses and professors.

Historically, dude originally meant "old rags" — a "dudesman" was a scarecrow. In the late 1800s, a "dude" was akin to a "dandy," a meticulously dressed man, especially out West. It became "cool" in the 1930s and 1940s, according to Kiesling. Dude began its rise in the teenage lexicon with the 1981 movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."

"Dude" also shows no signs of disappearing as more and more of our culture becomes youth-centered, said Mary Bucholtz, an associate professor of linguistics at the University of California, Santa Barbara.

"I have seen middle-aged men using 'dude' with each other," she said.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

New Wonder Drug Posted by Hello


We always hear "the rules"
from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't ! hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something o! r tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape

Hardee's Creates Monster Burger

Yahoo! News - Hardee's Monster Burger Creates Uproar I caught this article at Drudgereport and started getting hungry. But the very next story, Americans weigh down cruise ship is what got Me laughing. It looks like Americans are so FAT the structural integrity of the chairs on the QM2 can't support them. I guess too many of them 1000 + calorie burgers might not be healthy after all. Peace Greg