Monday, May 30, 2005

Lesbian Aphrodisiac


This picture made me laugh . It is exactly the kind of stupid shit that I would think of.Push on picture to enlarge it.
Peace

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Gentle thoughts for today

Gentle thoughts for today...




Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.



When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.



A penny saved is a government oversight.



The real art of conversation is not only to say the
right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the
wrong thing at the tempting moment.




The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.




The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy a replacement.



He who hesitates is probably right.



Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."



If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.



If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.



The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can
tell when he's really in trouble.



There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time
to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how
nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.



Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words
"The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Swedish Erotica


Swedish Erotica.One question what do you think she has in her large mushroom shaped bottle. ;)

Friday, May 20, 2005

Smartass

This is a cool Quiz. Who would of ever guessed I was a smartass. Well let me know what you are.


Smartass
You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and
arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to
be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have
many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For
instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole.
And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are
very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted.
There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm
afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less
literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is
the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally
logical.



To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:


Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.


Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.


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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.


The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 74% on Extroversion
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You scored higher than 97% on Brutality
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You scored higher than 81% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

Wednesday, May 18, 2005


Nothing like home made Pilsbury cookies.

Monday, May 16, 2005

What really happened ?


The real truth. No more conspiracy here is the proof. It is really a alien conspiracy. The dark side really has attacked us.

Sunday, May 15, 2005


McDonald's profits up 42% up this quarter.Children's weight in America up 50%. Enjoy that food kiddies uncle Ronald loves you.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Big brother is watching


One ring to rule them all

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Making the connection


Nokia just making the connection

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Music Taste





Your Taste in Music:


80's Alternative: Highest Influence
80's Rock: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
90's Hip Hop: Highest Influence
90's Rock: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
Progressive Rock: Highest Influence
Adult Alternative: High Influence
Alternative Rock: High Influence
Gangsta Rap: High Influence
Hair Bands: High Influence
Old School Hip Hop: High Influence
80's Pop: Medium Influence
90's Pop: Medium Influence
Hip Hop: Medium Influence
Punk: Medium Influence
80's R&B: Low Influence
Country: Low Influence

Monday, May 09, 2005

Queer as a three dollar bill


Queer as a three dollar bill. Received this in a e-mail. Thought it was good for a cheap laugh. ;)

Stupid E-Mails

I recommend that this link is sent to all those idiots out there that really believe in chain e-mails. I found this link at CHHNATURE .
I LMAO so click on the link and see if you don't agree .

Peace

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Happy Mothers Day


Happy Mothers Day!! I got my wife this bra for mothers day. I figured I would kill two birds with one stone. A little something for her and myself. Hope all you stressed out moms enjoy your day. Peace