Sunday, August 28, 2005

Little Angel

If you watch the little girl for about 15 seconds she turns into a angel. Watch it and enjoy.


Friday, August 26, 2005

Fattie Friday

Something for all the bikers out there. Now aint that a sight.;)


Monday, August 22, 2005


A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his

parents' room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom,

he was shocked to see his mum and dad shagging for all they were worth.

"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"

"It's ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a baby, that's all."

The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, was pleased

and went back to bed with a smile on his face. Several weeks later, the

little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his

mother giving his father a blow job.

"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?"

"Son, there's been a change of plan," his father replied. "Your mother did

want a baby, but now she wants a BMW."

The Good 'Ol Days

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1960's, 70's and 80's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned


Friday, August 19, 2005

Fattie Friday

Wow does that look delicious or what. I am talking about the cake you Sickos.


Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Work Harder

Work harder so our fellow citizens on welfare wont have to.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Rug Rat

Tired of always sweeping and vacuuming the floor. Put your rug rat to work.


Friday, August 12, 2005

Fattie Friday

Something to start your day. Hope everybody has a great weekend.


Wednesday, August 10, 2005


A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad. She told her mother,
"Arthur proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe
there's a hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show
him how wrong he is."

Monday, August 08, 2005

The Big O

I have to be honest I have never encountered a woman that was this hard to please.



Now this guys insurance is going to sky rocket. Dude fell asleep and drove through a garage and trashed a ferrari. He was probaly thinking Life Sucks.


Friday, August 05, 2005

Fattie Friday

Now this is someone that eats the bacon fat after it hardens.


Thursday, August 04, 2005

Sports Fan Kills Wife For Wanting To Cuddle After Sex

Listen up ladies. No more cuddling when you know your husband or boyfriend want to watch sports on t.v..


The shock Jock

the Shock Jock
(56% dark, 60% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)
your humor style:

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also
sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this
world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then
blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that
she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you
like things
trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits
(b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your
type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 83% on dark
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 83% on spontaneous
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 50% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid


Wednesday, August 03, 2005

This Will Bring A Tear To Your Eye

My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me
it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The
long drives, the special trips she would make to pick me up so
I could spend weekends with her, and the advice her used to

Much was wasted because I was so young. If she were alive today
and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man.

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel
in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12.

We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers
enjoying a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I'd
find a woman and start my own family.

"And son," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.

And she answered, "Makes your pecker look bigger."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Monday, August 01, 2005

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