Saturday, December 31, 2005

Happy New Year !!!!!!!!

Hope Everyone has a great New Years Eve and a Happy New Year.

Friday, December 30, 2005

Fattie Friday

Well the last Fattie Friday for 2005. Wishing everybody a Happy New Year!!

Thursday, December 29, 2005


Considering this week's weather forecast, this is a very timely warning.

We consider these warnings a Public Service Announcement.


It will be snowing in the US again soon and I wanted to warn you of this latest scam.
You should be on the lookout for this pair in case they appear in your area.
They showed up offering to shovel snow from my friend's driveway for $10. Not ten
minutes into the job they were at his door complaining about being cold.
They said they wanted to come in to his house and get warm for a while.

Well, three hours later, they ended up leaving without finishing the
driveway. He didn't get anything done around the house because he was afraid
to take his eyes off of them. He's just glad his wife wasn't at home to see him
taken in by this 'scam'. He'd never hear the end of it.

Don't let this happen to you!

Fortunately, he took their picture before they left. If these two appear on
your doorstep, don't say you weren't warned!

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Never trust a frenchman

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a
French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that
Frenchman again.


Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Dinner Time

You know this guy is wishing he hadn't learned how to sky dive.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Fattie Friday

Well I made it back from the hospital. A little X-Mas cheer today with Fattie Friday.Looks like Mrs.Claus has been eating one too many cookies this year.
I wish evrybody a Merry Chistmas. I hope you all enjoy the weekend and you get the presents that you wished for. I know what I am getting I bought it myself.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Happy Holidays ?

Hell you just gotta send this once a year and all the holidays are covered. Christie I was thinking of you when I posted. Hope you all have a wonderful X-Mas and a Happy New Year. I am going to get surgery tomorrow hope to be home for X-Mas but will have to wait and see how I am doing. No I can't wait till after X-Mas to do it or I would.Please Eat alot this X-Mas I need new material for Fattie Friday. ;)


Dear Satan. I mean Santa

You gotta push on picture to enlarge. I thought it was funny. If you don't I don't give a fuck.


Friday, December 16, 2005

Fattie Friday

You know some people should leave there clothes on.
Have a great weekend.


Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Mad Cow

This is what happens when you feed cows steroids.


Monday, December 12, 2005

False Advertisement

Nice T.V. Don't you think samsung could of got a real woman though?


Friday, December 09, 2005

Fattie Friday

Yea it is Fattie Friday. A couple of Hotties today ;).Wanna see some more Fatties check out Big Dick. He even has a Fatty Friday button up. I haven't figured out how to put on my blog yet.
Hope every one enjoys there weekend.


Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Floss any one

Well this guy had a bad dental plan.


Saturday, December 03, 2005

This is so wrong

What the hell is this about ?


Friday, December 02, 2005

Fattie Friday

Two for the price of one. Hope evrybody enjoys there weekend.