Wednesday, January 26, 2005


Now how many times have You thought this?...I know I can relate to this.Well ok I don't have it that bad but sometimes. Peace Greg Posted by Hello

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

When is Your As% gonna die




I am going to die at 66. When are you? Click here to find out!


Well took this death quiz. I only have 28 years left at least that was better then death clock. Peace greg


Just what the Hell are You thinking??? Posted by Hello

Monday, January 24, 2005


This is for people who can read German. The guy with the dog was strangled to death with a phone cord. The advertisment says cordless phones gives security. The german goes on to say if He had known He would of bought one too. O.K. kinda sick I know but I am still laughing. RIP Mooshammer. peace Greg Posted by Hello

Sunday, January 23, 2005


Wow can anybody tell Me what this is about.Looks awfully painful. Posted by Hello


Well I guess somebody had gas.Next time no refried beans. Peace Greg Posted by Hello

Friday, January 21, 2005

Date Rape Warning

You guys better be careful out there.

Police warn all male clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars
to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a girl.
There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it appears in
liquid form. The drug is being used by female sexual predators at parties to
convince male victims to have sex with them.

"Beer" is available virtually anywhere. All girls have to do is persuade
a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and simply ask him home for
no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against such attacks.
After several "beers" men will often succumb to performing sex acts on
horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to.
Men often wake up after having "beer" with only hazy memories of what
happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad
occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men might be conned into a familiar
scam known as "a relationship" -apparently men are easier victims for this
scam after the "beer" has been administered and they have already been
sexually attacked.

Forward this to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this
insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male
support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking
encounter in an open manner with a bunch of similarly affected guys.

For your nearest support group just look up 'Bars' in the yellow pages.

Beer Consumption Warning

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005


What every guy in the world wishes He had. Click on picture to read buttons. Posted by Hello

Sunday, January 16, 2005


I filled out a suggestion card at work, I am trying to get this beer cooler installed. I figure the uptight anal atmosphere around the office could be solved.I can put up with just about anything after a couple of beers. The Heineken was just used as a example. I prefer the German beers over export any time. Well wish me luck. LOL Peace Greg Posted by Hello

Saturday, January 15, 2005


This was the picture I was actually trying to post. Peace Posted by Hello


Well in two short weeks my ass will be here. Haven't been back to the new world for a few years.Will be getting a little R&R. Peace Greg Posted by Hello


Billy Bob's last day on the job.It was one big blast. LOL Peace Greg Posted by Hello

Wednesday, January 12, 2005


Wow this would be great stuck on a island with nothing but the one You Love.So all You BE surfers tell Me what would You Be doing on this island with Your partner? Posted by Hello

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Referrals from MSN search

You know I am one of the those bloggers who checks out my referrals.I couldn't imagine how I got on this list. Yes somebody typed certain words and were referred to my site.just click on this link and look. For You religous folk I wouldn't reccomend You clickin or for anybody who is easily offended. For all You normal people who find My humor funny You will get a great laugh. Peace Greg P.S. dont forget to look at the phrase typed into the search engine.

Sunday, January 02, 2005


Check out what My kids got Me. I will get a lot of use out of this.My very own DVD rewinder. Peace Greg Posted by Hello