Friday, September 30, 2005

Fattie Friday


Can you imagine that they make bikinis in XXXXXXL size.

Peace

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

OOPS!!


This is what happens when you run indoors.

Peace

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

9/11


Received this e-mail the other day and LMAO. I thought this was a original sick idea. I realise this may not be funny for some americans but you will get over it.

Peace

Friday, September 23, 2005

Fattie Friday


I bet she feels weightless in the water :)

Peace

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Killer Pussy

Friday, September 16, 2005

Fattie Friday


This picture is a good reminder why cameras have lens caps. Hope Y'all have a great weekend.

Peace

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Bush in the Big Easy


I did not post this for political reasons. I just thought it was funny in my own sick way.

Peace

Saturday, September 10, 2005

SMILE


Socialized medicine in England is not as good as it should be. Oh I forgot Dental doesn't fall under medical insurance. It is after all England. ;)

Peace

Friday, September 09, 2005

Fattie Friday


Do you know how many candles you could make if is she had lypo'.

Peace

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Bitch Slap

Subject: A man escapes from prison

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain and do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him
no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us. Be strong honey, I love you."

To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey ... I love you too."

Peace

Sunday, September 04, 2005

American Medical Association announcement

American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

Peace

Friday, September 02, 2005

Fattie Friday


Double your pleasure with a double dose of fattie friday. :)

Peace

Thursday, September 01, 2005

The New Wave Klan


LMAO at this. This is how you make fun of a serious subject. Push on picture to enlarge.

Peace