Saturday, April 30, 2005

Bierkrug + Bier + nice weather = Biergarten


Well bierkeller season has officially opened this week. This my four faithful readers means Greg is not sitting in front of his computer. The next four or five months means I probably will not be updating that often. If you have not enjoyed the bierkeller experience you have not enjoyed life.
This is one of the main reasons I stay in Germany. Great bier and all put in a wonderful family setting. So if any of you happen to come to germany and want to visit memmelsdorf the bier is on me.
Peace

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Pack your bags !!

A guy comes home from work one evening and says, "Honey, pack your bags, I've hit the lottery! All six numbers!

The wife replies, "Great honey, shall I pack them for the mountains or the beach?"

The guy says, "Mountains, beach, I don't give a fuck, just pack your bags and get the hell out."

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Lego Porn


Lego Porn. Found this on the web and laughed. Original and absolutely funny. Let me know what ya think. Peace

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Tonguelicious


Just tell me what comes to mind when you look at this picture? Is it offensive ,erotic ,disturbing or just nice to look at ? Well hope everybody had a good weekend. Peace

Friday, April 15, 2005

Drink and Drive


Well who says you can't drink and drive. This makes it pratical. This would sell well over here in europe. No open container law. ;)

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Look at the size of this.


Damn was my weekend great. I was in Amsterdam. Look at the size of the joints. Hell this one lasted half the day. Was cheeper then a pack of smokes.

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Speed limit enforced


Attention drivers in Texas. Enforcement of speed limit is being taken seriously.
Peace ;)

Thursday, April 07, 2005


If this isn't the truth. Then I don't know what the truth is. Why do it today when I can do it later.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Poon Tang


Have a glass of Poon Tang a day . Guranteed to keep a smile on your face all day.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Eye Exam


Got bad eye sight? Take the test. scoot your chair back 'till you can read what is on the test.