Friday, April 28, 2006

Fattie Friday

Push on picture to enlarge. It may take a minute but if you look close you will figure it out.
Have a great weekend.


Thursday, April 27, 2006



A South American scientist from
Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with very low intellect read their e-mails or blogs with their hand on the mouse.

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Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.


Wednesday, April 26, 2006

History Lesson

READ MY WHOLE STORY IT REALLY IS INTERESTING.... I will test you on it later!!

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as, Sinko de Mayo.


You expected something educational from me?


Friday, April 21, 2006

Fattie Friday

Hope everybody has a great weekend .


Wednesday, April 19, 2006


The photo is a video capture from a security camera located in the North Corridor that leads to the Senate floor in the US Capitol Building.

This is classified material, so please do not ask how or where I got it.

Also, please DO NOT forward this to all of your friends. The repercussions could shake things up more than you can imagine. A highly respected politician's head is on the line here... If you tell, we
may have to kill you.

But I feel someone should know the truth...

I got this as a e-mail this morning made me laugh my ass off.


Sunday, April 16, 2006


Hope everybody enjoys the Easter holiday.


Friday, April 14, 2006

Brokeback spiders

Brokeback Spiders

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. That's a Daddy Long legs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Long legs? " the little girl asked. No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Long legs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be OK in California or Massachusetts, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."


Fattie Friday

Doesn't she look happy with that baseball bat. I hope everybody has a great weekend.


Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Alcohol anybody?

Was going through my picture archives and decided that today was a good day to do a post on alcohol. It seems some people just don't know when to stop drinking.


Friday, April 07, 2006

Fattie Friday

Hope everybody has a great weekend.


Wednesday, April 05, 2006

I will be dead soon

Well Spring is finally showing itself slowly but surely here. RIP mister snowman.


Tuesday, April 04, 2006


You know one thing I have learned in life is who you can really piss off and who you can't. The owner of this car just learned that important lesson. Push on picture to enlarge.


Monday, April 03, 2006

You must be single?

A young woman shopping at the grocery store goes to the express lane with
the following items:

1 pint of milk
1 short loaf of bread
1 small jar of peanut butter
1 grapefruit
1 pack of single-serving canned tuna
1 box of instant soup mix
1 small jar of spaghetti sauce
1 frozen dinner

The young man at the register scans each of the items and says to the young lady, "Well, I guess you're single, aren't you?"

With a blush and a smile, she rolls her eyes wistfully and says, "Gee, how
could you tell?"

"Because you're ugly."
I know it is a old joke but I received in a e-mail today and it made me laugh.