Sunday, July 31, 2005


This is why driving under the influence is bad.


Friday, July 29, 2005

Hands On.

Now this is a original idea for a bra. It don't look like it would be very comfortable though.


Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Plaid Skirt

Yes I love plaid skirts. ;)


Sunday, July 24, 2005

Don't Laugh Doc

The patient asked, "Don't Laugh Doc"!
> >> "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
professional. In
> >> twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then,"
Fred said,
> >> and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
penis the
> >> doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been size of a
peanut. Unable to
> >> control himself, the doctor started giggling,then fell
laughing to the
> >> floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet
and regain
> >> his composure. "I'm so sorry, "Said the doctor. "I really
am.... I
> >> know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
gentleman, I
> >> promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the
> >> "It's swollen," Fred replied

Saturday, July 23, 2005

When I Die

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died

peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the

passengers in his car."

Friday, July 22, 2005

Fattie Friday Vol.3

I have but one question. How the fuck did he even get in this thing?

Friday, July 15, 2005

Fattie Friday Vol.2

It Is Fattie Friday. The Oracle of Blah started Fattie Friday. Hope you like todays BBW.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

All I got is this lousy t-shirt

Just received this in a e-mail. I thought this was awesome.
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I laughed my ass off when I saw this. A warning to all you bit torrent fans.
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Dick Dogs

It is BBQ season time to get some weeners on the grill. Push on picture to enlarge it.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Rag Head , Towel Head ?


Recently I received a warning about the use of this
politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more
sensitive in our choice of words.
I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and
want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item
they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small
folded sheet.
Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little
Sheet Heads."
Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

Peace :)

Friday, July 08, 2005

Fatty Friday

Well The Oracle of Blah Has started Fatty Friday. I decided I would participate also.

How to shave beaver

Received this in a e-mail way back when. ;)


Thursday, July 07, 2005

Just one of those days

Today was one of those days I should have stayed in bed. :(

Monday, July 04, 2005

Happy 4th of July

Hope all you Americans out there have a great day. Celebrate today with a bang !!!