Thursday, October 28, 2004

BOSTON RED SOX !!!!!! Well I know I am still pinching myself.There will be a big grin on my face for the next week or two. Unbelievable is all I can say.We took on the best there was and destroyed them. Peace Greg Posted by Hello

Red Sox / YES!!! / Sports / Baseball / Red Sox / YES!!! Well I am one Happy person Today

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Seven straight One more to go!!!!!! GO SOX / Sports / Baseball / Red Sox / One win to go for the crown Well now I am getting excited. Can We pull it off ? or are We gonna do a Yankees and choke? Will have to wait till tonight.Ok I decdied against the Virgins I did the next best thing,I sacrificed a couple of Yankee fans. Seemed to have worked. Peace Greg

Monday, October 25, 2004

Boston Have Won Six In A Row. Destiny? Was a super game 'cause Boston Won.LOL Hey keeping My fingers crossed and gonna sacrifice a couple of virgins to the Baseball Gods. Peace Greg Posted by Hello

- Pats' defense steps up to keep win streak alive - NFL - Pats' defense steps up to keep win streak alive - Sunday October 24, 2004 9:23PM Well All I can say," damn I love football." Wasn't a very exciting game but N:E. pulled it off again,Next week should be a challenge the Steelers will be hosting N.E. I hope I am able to talk shit next week. Peace Greg

Saturday, October 23, 2004

I Am Going To Church

Well I found this list of 50 things to do in church.I think I will have to try a couple of these things out. The People in my Wife's church already think I am the Antichrist so I guess not too many people would be upset.LOL

1. Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class
and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2. A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the
scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish
3. Put stray dogs in coat closets.
4. Un-tune the piano.
5. Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven".
6. Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7. Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this
seat SAVED?"
8. Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at
Grateful Dead concerts.
9. Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows,
hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: "Would
you rather be stoned or crucified?"
10. Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.
11. Start a wave.
12. Do cool things with the lighting.
13. When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like "Hugh G.
Rection" and "Oliver Klozoff".
14. Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
15. When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: "Oh,
Christ! Are they gonna do another SONG?"
16. Make up your own words to the songs.
17. Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand
up, and say: "Oh shit. This isn't the wedding!" Run out
18. Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service.
19. If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF
20. Dress all in black, or in camo. Act like you're having flashbacks.
21. Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire.
Wear it in your ear as jewelry. If you are male, wear two.
Change sets for the evening service.
22. If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and
matching shorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress
23. At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes.
Announce that you can see an image of Jesus.
24. Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your
shoes and socks.
25. Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the
first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
26. Inflate balloons, then send them off.
27. Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far
Side cartoons.
28. Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20: 3-17).
Draw in asterisks and write exceptions at the bottom of the
29. Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
30. Make calls to 900 numbers on the phone in the kitchen.
31. During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone
asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They
ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
32. Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor.
Discreetly light them.
33. Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being
stoned, especially Stephen.
34. Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate
on how good it is.
35. When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece
of paper with Pat Robertson's MasterCard number.
36. Turn to your neighbor, whisper: "This do in remembrance of
me," and lick them.
37. Fart, and have a friend shout: "Hark! An angel has spoken!"
38. Blow bubbles.
39. Fake a possession.
40. Distribute condoms.
41. Speak in tongues.
42. Ask where the nearest ashtray is.
43. Drool in the collection plate.
44. Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians.
After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of
45. After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish
jokes. When someone points out that Pope John Paul II came
from Poland, act embarrassed.
46. Show unusual interest in any reference to the word
47. At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of
a wristwatch embedded inside.
48. Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new
ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery.
Send the bill to the pastor.
49. Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon
50. Spread the word that there'll be a rave party at the address
of the church next Saturday at midnight.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Aftermath of Crawford, TX Newspaper's Kerry Endorsement

The Randi Rhodes Show on Newsradio 1290 WJNO Wow I had made a joke that when G.W.'s home town newspaper endorsed Kerry they would burn the newspaper down.Well they didn't burn it down but they did get threatened.You know America it don't matter if You are Left or Right if You can't except the other point of view or at least listen to what they have to say,You give more to power to those morons who are steadily taken away Your civil rights. The best way to have control is to get everybody else to piss on each other. Manipulation at its best is what I see going on in America.The Fear factor that both parties are using is shameful. Peace Greg

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Clinton wants to be nominated as next U.N. secretary-general

Interest!ALERT: Quality Content Just the thought of Bubba sitting behind his desk in the U.N makes Me laugh. Bubba I can bet would be getting all kinds of third world attention if You know what I mean. I personally don't think this is a good idea (Bubba becoming U.N. Sec.Gen.) but hey if it makes him happy. Peace Greg

Wow Would You believe it.Boston kicked ass.We are going to the World Series after 18 long years.Destiny?? Well I will be watching the games and keeping My fingers crossed. Peace Greg Posted by Hello

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

New York Yankees have one more chance to pull themselves together and finally finish off Boston. - MLB - - Wednesday October 20, 2004 12:28AM Well I guess Boston has done more then save face. I have a little more hope but not that much.LOL Keeping my fingers crossed and will watch the game tonight. Peace Greg

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

MLB - Red Sox stun Yanks, force Game 6 in New York - MLB - Red Sox stun Yanks, force Game 6 in New York - Tuesday October 19, 2004 1:11AMWell at least the Boston Red Sox have saved some face.Now that the series is going back to N.Y. I don't have much hope of them pulling off a come back. As far as the Patriots are concerned they are still adding notches to the record books. So October is still rolling along for My teams. Tonight will be the last evening I can drink a beer at the beer keller.(typed with a long sad face) So I will have to go and get my fill 'cause it won't re-open 'till April. Well hope everybody out there is having a great week. Peace Greg

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Iraq convoy balkers detained

Omaha.comEver since I read this story on Thursday it has bothered Me.I spent eight years in the army.I never encountered a squad that refused to do its mission.I personally think all 19 soldiers should be court martialed.If You don't have the right equipment in the army You are taught to over come and others words for all You civilians it is simply get over it and do Your job.I don't know about the rest of You but if I was in one of those M-1 or Bradley and My tank ran out of fuel I would be looking to kill somebody. In the American army You don't have time to worry about Your own ass, if You are given a mission it is a essential part of a big picture.The task has to be completed no discussion except to hammer out the details.Rag bags like these idiots should be shot for cowardnice.Does not matter what your job is in the army You are a soldier first.No ands ifs or buts about it. Peace Greg

MLB Face it, Red Sox: Yankees are just plain better than you - MLB Face it, Red Sox: Yankees are just plain better than you Well this is the headline I woke up to this morning.Makes me happy to see the Red Sox are going to let Me down.After 86 yrs since there last world series title I should Be use to this. Well at least The Patriots can make Me happy. Red Sox fans keep Your head up there is always next year.P.S. As I sit here and type this blog I am wearing a Yankees ballcap. Peace Greg

Monday, October 11, 2004

NFL - Patriots set�consecutive wins record - - NFL - Patriots set�consecutive wins record - Sunday October 10, 2004 6:37PMI have to say it is times like this I do miss living in the States. I have been a Patriots fan all My life and the only place I can trash talk is here on My blog. The mighty Red Sox are about to give them pussy ass Yankee fucks a ass whooping over the next couple of days too. The only thing that could make this fall even better is to see the Celtics and Bruins kicking ass too.LOL My luck though New England will go on a streak losing the most consecutive games . A note for Duncan Cleveland lost again .Well I guess we will have to wait untill next week to see if I am as happy as today. Peace Greg

Saturday, October 09, 2004

MLB - Red Sox eliminate Angels on Ortiz's homer in 10th - Boston Red Sox Kick Ass - MLB - Red Sox eliminate Angels on Ortiz's homer in 10th - Friday October 8, 2004 9:22PM Well! Bring on the Yankees We are going to the World series. I don't think the poor Twins have a chance anymore but hey it don't matter Boston is ready for whoever shows up. It Looks like the Cardinals will Be our opposing team but Boston will ground them into the dirt. Peace Greg

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Yes, you really do need that coffee

MSNBC - Yes, you really do need that coffee Well I know from experience this is the truth I quit drinking Coke this Year and My wife wanted to kill Me. I was drinking between 4 and 6 liters a day and quit cold turkey thought I was gonna kill stupid fuckers every day for three weeks.I have been clean since Feburary.I have to be honest now I hate the shit.I can't even stand the taste of Coke or Pepsi.The plus side was I lost over 70 lbs. Peace Greg

Middle School Teacher In Trouble Over Presidential Photo? Middle School Teacher In Trouble Over Presidential Photo? This is just about the most Moronic thing I have read.I don't know about the rest of the country but growing up in the 70's in your social study class We always had pictures of the presidents hanging up. I don't see it political or Patriotic it is called RESPECT. The man is in office respect him You don't have to like the Man but respect his office and his job. No! Kerry's picture should not be hung up just because a couple of parents are idiots.What happened to common fuckin sense? How does America celebrate Presidents Day if they are not allowed to hang pictures of the President.You can thank BigDicksplacethat is where I read about this story. If You hit his link He has the principle's e-mail address if You would like to drop him a note to tell him what a fuck face He is. Peace Greg

Monday, October 04, 2004

Super Bowl bound Patriots unstoppable - NFL - Patriots get record-tying�18th�consecutive win - Sunday October 3, 2004 5:17PM: "And so appear to be the Patriots, who have not lost in 53 weeks, going back to a 20-17 defeat at Washington on Sept. 28, 2003.
In between, they've won 15 consecutive regular-season games and three in the playoffs, including last February's Super Bowl victory over Carolina.
The Patriots tied a record held by four other NFL teams -- Chicago did it twice -- and also by the 1947-48 AAFC Cleveland Browns. They're the first to win 18 straight since Denver in 1997-98."

Saturday, October 02, 2004

For My religious right wing moral minority morons

This is for all You right wing Moral Minority due gooders.In other words Keep Your god forsaken beliefs to Your selves Thank You.America is a land of diverse beliefs.Get it ,All You right wing Christian morons need to just shut the Hell up!! In the Spirit: Remember the Religious Freedom Act
By the Rev. Harold E. Babcock

It has been well more than 200 years — Jan. 16, 1786 — since the Commonwealth of Virginia adopted its act for Establishing Religious Freedom. Written by Thomas Jefferson, it was later used by James Madison when he framed the so-called "establishment clause" of the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

The Virginia statute reads, in part, as follows: "We are aware that Almighty God hath created the mind free; that all attempts to influence it by temporal punishments or burdens, or by civil incapacitations, tend only to beget habits of hypocrisy and meanness — Our civil rights have no dependence on our religious opinions, any more than our opinions in physics or geometry — Be it therefore enacted by the General Assembly. That no man shall be compelled to frequent or support any religious worship, place, or ministry whatsoever, nor shall be enforced, restrained, molested, or burthened in his body or goods, nor shall otherwise suffer on account of his religious opinions or belief; but that all men shall be free to profess, and by argument maintain, their opinions in matters of religion, and that the same shall in nowise diminish, enlarge, or affect their civil capacities."

James Madison, who became the floor leader for the statute when it was presented to the Virginia Legislature, even came to the aid of the atheist, contending that freedom of choice included even the right to have no belief in God or religion.

In the early years of our nation, the established churches — in Virginia, the Anglican; in New England, the Congregational — were supported by taxation. If you lived in Massachusetts prior to 1833, you would have been required to pay a tax to support the standing order — most often the Congregational Church — whether you were a Congregationalist or not (and many were not).

The Virginia statute was supported (as Baptists should know) by Baptists in that state who had suffered discrimination before the American Revolution and believed that the separation of church and state was necessary to prevent corruption of either one by the other. Presbyterians (as they should know) argued that the state's role in religion was limited to ensuring equal treatment for all denominations.

For more than 200 years, the rationale behind the Virginia statute has served us well and made the United States a haven for religious freedom. Our country is one of the most religiously diverse in the world.

Lately, however, I have become very concerned by the increasing role of religion (by which is usually meant conservative Protestant Christianity) in American public life and I think you should be concerned, too. As the Virginia statue suggests, this was definitely not the intention of our nation's founders. They believed that while religion was important in forming character and values, it must never be allowed to interfere in the workings of government or the deliberations of the law.

Fortunately, we live in a country where we are not only free to worship as we choose, but where we are allowed to discuss these issues freely. But religious people should always be aware of attempts to bridge the healthy separation of church and state, and to remember the historical precedents for that separation.

We might do worse than to recall these other words from the Virginia statute for establishing religious freedom: " ... That truth is great and will prevail if left to herself, that she is the proper and sufficient antagonist to error, and has nothing to fear from the conflict, unless by human interposition disarmed of her natural weapons, free argument and debate, errors ceasing to be dangerous when it is permitted freely to contradict them."

Thankfully, we live in a country that is not (yet) dominated by one particular religious point of view, and whose Constitution protects the rights of all religious expression, and even of no religious expression; and where public policy decisions are made on the basis of public reason, not biblical or sectarian imperative.

The adoption of the Virginia statute is worth remembering and celebrating. I couldn't have said it better myself.Amen LOL Peace Greg