Thursday, March 31, 2005

April Fool

April Fools!! Hope You have a good one today.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Well the name says it all. Or ?..... Do you bring you cats here ? LOL.... Made me laugh. Peace

Monday, March 28, 2005

The day after

The day after the big Easter meal. Pants fitting kinda tight? I still got a couple of days before I go back to work. I wont know if my pants are too tight till then 'cause I am bumming around in my sweats. I hope evrybody survived Easter ok and is getting over from being around the relatives. I got smart this year and invited close friends instead.

Sunday, March 27, 2005


Happy Easter. Don't forget never mess with the Easter bunny. LOL Hope everybody has a great Easter.


Friday, March 25, 2005

Words of wisdom

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an

erection, make him a sandwich!

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the

Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good for anything, but you

still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of


Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to


Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a

substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

In the! 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is

weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to

realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas for as

long as 10-15 years. Now take Blockbuster - You're two days late with a

video rental and those people are all over you..... I think we should put

Blockbuster in charge of our immigration.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!

You know some times I can relate to this picture.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Free Hairy Pink Pussy

Well the title says it all any takers? LOL. Not what You were hoping for?


Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Hemorrhoids ?

Got hemorrhoids. No surgery needed just use this three times daily and a big ass band-aid.

Monday, March 21, 2005

Monday Mornings Suck !!!!!

Damn I am just having one of those shitty monday mornings. I hope everybody is havin a better day then me.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

This got me rolling.Cool t-shirt but what I want to know has this kid ever seen his own dick?

Friday, March 18, 2005

How to please a Woman

Ever wonder how to make a woman happy? Just let her hold some huge nuts. Does the trick every time. LOL Posted by Hello

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Happy St. Patricks Day

Happy St. Patty's Day. Green beer for every one!!! Posted by Hello

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

The Apocolypse

The Apocolypse is upon us. Repent sinners for the day of reckoning is near.
J.C. is armed to the teeth with a m-60 and m-16. He has a motto too. "Kill'em all let god sort them out". You heard it here first. So get to praying and hope You have led a righteous life.
Peace Posted by Hello

Monday, March 14, 2005

Puppy Love

Always wanted a puppy but don't have the time to take care of it. Well here is the perfect solution. No batteries needed.


Posted by Hello

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Happy March 14th Day

Well the 14th of March is the official Steak and BJ day. I hope all You woman out there or homosexual men take time out to give that special guy in your life a steak and bj.


Posted by Hello

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Blow Jobs

Blow jobs for the needy. Hell I need one every day. I guess I qualify as needy :)
Peace Posted by Hello

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Escort Service for the under privileged

You can't get her any cheaper then this. Walmart can't give it to You cheaper. Pick up that phone and call now. Push on picture to enlarge

Peace Posted by Hello

Monday, March 07, 2005

TV stars of the past.

T.V. stars of the past and friends. Press on picture to enlarge. Then read names and laugh Your ass off.
Peace Posted by Hello

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Fat girls do it better

No Insults intended, But I laughed my ass off at this . press on picture to enlarge it. Posted by Hello

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Southwestern Pa Men Trade Goat Meat For Crack

Press link to read story. Wow I guess this is a point where any normal person of intelligence, would think maybe they have a drug problem. Slaughtering a pygmy goat for crack. Definitely would top my list as a sign. Just how much crack can You get for goat in Pa. anyway ? Anybody out there know? LOL :)

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

I have two cats myself but I thought this was funny as hell. :) Posted by Hello