Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Joke

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

Sunday, June 27, 2004

What kind of toy are You

gi joe
You're GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip!! You're
strong, tough, and know how to kick some ass.
Don't forget though, no matter how manly you
think you are, you're still just a doll. God
Bless America.


What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Religious tolerance in America

I get a laugh when I think how ignorant My fellow Americans are.Flag waving Patriots that they are.I get the feeling none of them know the short history of America.America was founded to respect all religious beliefs.99.5% of all Muslims are shocked by the behavior of a few.God knows I am shocked by how America has allowed it self to be turned into a fascist run state and hardly anybody is outraged,I guess what most Americans don't realize is these so called Muslim terrorist are the direct result of American foreign policies gone bad over the last 30 or so years.So I say to America wake up and smell the coffee You all are the reason that so many in the world want to kill You.Take a look at what Your politicians stand for get informed and vote.Vote for a change. Peace Greg

Friday, June 25, 2004

Check the simple things

I have had a problem with My media player version 9 for two and half weeks now.No sound.checked my speakers settings,checked the speaker loudness everything fine .I played all my other various type of media players they all worked fine.Must be this Windows shit.(lol) So I deinstalled reinstalled still didn't work.Checked for updates,did a virus scan.Then A good friend of mine who always answers evrything with a wise crack asked," did You check the mute key?" I answer of course Lol.The mute key looked normal,too bad in settings You can chek on the mute and guess what then Your media player has no sound.So for all You other so called computer experts who gave me advice and checkrd my system DUHH,thx anyway.I am now enjoying My internet radio again. Thanks again Joe.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Sex Test This one is funny

kinky isn't a feather...its using the whole damn chicken! and you kno it. you are so kinky that even you are afraid of yourself sometimes.
kinky isn't a feather...its using the whole damn
chicken! and you kno it. you are so kinky that
even you are afraid of yourself sometimes.


What type of SEX do You enjoy?
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Took a new Quiz

bub
You're bubblegum!!! You love to have a good time,
and enjoy being around others who feel the same
way. You tend to be the life of the party, and
people like to be around you as much as they
can.


Which kind of candy are you?
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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Birthday

Hi Y'All. Today is My birthday.The weather sucks I have a headache other then that I do feel one year older.Another great German summer day.From the last eight birthdays in Germany it has rained on seven of them.The first ten that I lived here it was always Hot beautiful shiny weather .I think this shows absolutely We are heading for the next ice age.Don't beleive in that global warming theory 'cause Germany ain't warming none.This may also Be sign that I have over stayed my time in Germany? I would like to go live somewhere it is warm most of the year not Hot just warm.I played the lottery today I thought I might get lucky on my birthday,If I win I am gonna move to that somewhere.(lol)Well that is all for now 'till later

Sunday, June 06, 2004


Good Bye Mister President.You were a Hero for Me. Peace Greg Posted by Hello

Friday, June 04, 2004


Eat up

I Took a personality disorder test

DisorderRating
Paranoid:Very High
Schizoid:Very High
Schizotypal:High
Antisocial:High
Borderline:Moderate
Histrionic:Moderate
Narcissistic:Very High
Avoidant:Low
Dependent:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:High

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Thursday, June 03, 2004

I found this thought it was interesting

You All know I am a little bit paranoid.When I read garbage like this coming from the mouths of our military it is time to worry.I can't believe the most powerful nation on earth who stands by there Freedoms and Constitution didn't get upset when this story broke.As a matter of fact I don't think it was reported in the National Media.You have a general four star at that who says our Constitution isn't worth the paper it is printed on if We get attacked with WMD's.Read for Your self. Peace Greg Gen. Franks Doubts Constitution Will Survive WMD Attack
John O. Edwards,Friday, Nov. 21, 2003
Gen. Tommy Franks says that if the United States is hit with a weapon of mass destruction that inflicts large casualties, the Constitution will likely be discarded in favor of a military form of government.
Franks, who successfully led the U.S. military operation to liberate Iraq, expressed his worries in an extensive interview he gave to the men’s lifestyle magazine Cigar Aficionado.

In the magazine’s December edition, the former commander of the military’s Central Command warned that if terrorists succeeded in using a weapon of mass destruction (WMD) against the U.S. or one of our allies, it would likely have catastrophic consequences for our cherished republican form of government.

Discussing the hypothetical dangers posed to the U.S. in the wake of Sept. 11, Franks said that “the worst thing that could happen” is if terrorists acquire and then use a biological, chemical or nuclear weapon that inflicts heavy casualties.

If that happens, Franks said, “... the Western world, the free world, loses what it cherishes most, and that is freedom and liberty we’ve seen for a couple of hundred years in this grand experiment that we call democracy.”

Franks then offered “in a practical sense” what he thinks would happen in the aftermath of such an attack.

“It means the potential of a weapon of mass destruction and a terrorist, massive, casualty-producing event somewhere in the Western world – it may be in the United States of America – that causes our population to question our own Constitution and to begin to militarize our country in order to avoid a repeat of another mass, casualty-producing event. Which in fact, then begins to unravel the fabric of our Constitution. Two steps, very, very important.”

Franks didn’t speculate about how soon such an event might take place.

Already, critics of the U.S. Patriot Act, rushed through Congress in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks, have argued that the law aims to curtail civil liberties and sets a dangerous precedent.

But Franks’ scenario goes much further. He is the first high-ranking official to openly speculate that the Constitution could be scrapped in favor of a military form of government.

The usually camera-shy Franks retired from U.S. Central Command, known in Pentagon lingo as CentCom, in August 2003, after serving nearly four decades in the Army.

Franks earned three Purple Hearts for combat wounds and three Bronze Stars for valor. Known as a “soldier’s general,” Franks made his mark as a top commander during the U.S.’s successful Operation Desert Storm, which liberated Kuwait in 1991. He was in charge of CentCom when Osama bin Laden’s al-Qaeda attacked the United States on Sept. 11.

Franks said that within hours of the attacks, he was given orders to prepare to root out the Taliban in Afghanistan and to capture bin Laden.

Franks offered his assessment on a number of topics to Cigar Aficionado, including:

President Bush: “As I look at President Bush, I think he will ultimately be judged as a man of extremely high character. A very thoughtful man, not having been appraised properly by those who would say he’s not very smart. I find the contrary. I think he’s very, very bright. And I suspect that he’ll be judged as a man who led this country through a crease in history effectively. Probably we’ll think of him in years to come as an American hero.”

On the motivation for the Iraq war: Contrary to claims that top Pentagon brass opposed the invasion of Iraq, Franks said he wholeheartedly agreed with the president’s decision to invade Iraq and oust Saddam Hussein.

“I, for one, begin with intent. ... There is no question that Saddam Hussein had intent to do harm to the Western alliance and to the United States of America. That intent is confirmed in a great many of his speeches, his commentary, the words that have come out of the Iraqi regime over the last dozen or so years. So we have intent.

“If we know for sure ... that a regime has intent to do harm to this country, and if we have something beyond a reasonable doubt that this particular regime may have the wherewithal with which to execute the intent, what are our actions and orders as leaders in this country?”

The Pentagon’s deck of cards: Asked how the Pentagon decided to put its most-wanted Iraqis on a set of playing cards, Franks explained its genesis. He recalled that when his staff identified the most notorious Iraqis the U.S. wanted to capture, “it just turned out that the number happened to be about the same as a deck of cards. And so somebody said, ‘Aha, this will be the ace of spades.’”

Capturing Saddam: Franks said he was not surprised that Saddam has not been captured or killed. But he says he will eventually be found, perhaps sooner than Osama bin laden.

“The capture or killing of Saddam Hussein will be a near term thing. And I won’t say that’ll be within 19 or 43 days. ... I believe it is inevitable.”

Franks ended his interview with a less-than-optimistic note. “It’s not in the history of civilization for peace ever to reign. Never has in the history of man. ... I doubt that we’ll ever have a time when the world will actually be at peace.”




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Wednesday, June 02, 2004


matches with the e-mail i posted Posted by Hello

Got to Laugh

Dear Voters:


Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job
this past year.When Clinton was president, I worked in a prosperous
enterprise, but in the last year, we had to close our operations.
Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's war in Iraq. They gave their
lives for their country, and for what? My pain of losing my sons is
indescribable. While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I
regret to say that I am financially bankrupt and lost my home. I simply have
nothing left. I am a senior citizen with various medical problems.
I'm not in a position to begin a new career. I was reduced to the point of
homelessness -- all because of President Bush.
And when the authorities found me, did they have any
compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested.
If I had any money left, I would donate most of it to
the Democratic Party. If Al Gore had been elected in 2000, I guarantee you,
I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my sons, to carry
on my legacy.

Regards,

Saddam Hussein