Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The last day of Mardi Gras

Well Karnval or if you like Mardi Gras is coming to end today. So make it count. Get out and party.


Friday, February 24, 2006

Fattie Friday

Hope everyone has a great weekend.


Monday, February 20, 2006

Hunting Party

I could just imagine Cheney and Clinton taking Hillary hunting.
News Flash Former president Bill Clinton and current vice president Dick Cheney shoot Hillary in a freak accident.
Push on picture to read text.


Dream Job?

I don't know if this is any females dream job. I do know that they would make alot of money.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Fattie Friday

Hope every one has a great weekend.


Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Going to Hell

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
I was banished to the 8th level of hell. Damn might have to go kill a couple of child molesting priest so I can get to the 9th level.


Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentines Day


Monday, February 13, 2006

Monster Cock

Cockzilla is here to take care of the unsatisfied woman of the world.


Saturday, February 11, 2006

U.S. Department Of Homeland Security

Homeland Security Has a new new program to track terrorist online. Click on the link to check it out. I know it will make the western world feel much safer.


Friday, February 10, 2006

Fattie Friday

Well enjoy the pictures. ;)
Have a great weekend and you just might want to skip the dunkin donuts this weekend.


Thursday, February 09, 2006

Can you see it?

Check out this link and let me know how long it took you to see it.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Find the man in the coffee beans

This is pretty interesting -- it is actually a test (not a joke),
although I don't know how scientific the explanation is.
Read directions below and give it a try.

This is an actual test-Can you find the man within 3 seconds?

According to medical experiments: If you can find the Man's Head within 3 seconds, your right brain is more developed than normal people. If you can find the Man's Head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally. If you can find the Man's Head within 1-3 minutes, your right brain is slow in reacting, you should eat more meat protein. If you can't find the Man's Head in 3 minutes or more, your right brain is a disaster ... extremely slow in reacting, eat way more protein and try some Ginkgo Biloba. AND, YES THERE REALLY IS A MAN IN THERE.


Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde.

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Lady: "No, they spread!"


The cure for Irans nuke problems

You know if you park ten carrier groups in the Persian Gulf, Iran would have no problem giving up there ambitions for nuclear weapons. Who needs ground troops when you got jets and tomahawks.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Fattie Friday

Hope you all enjoy your weekend.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

The forgotten "R"

A young monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws ofthe church by hand. He noticed, however, that all of the monks were copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk went to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, said, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries,but you make a good point, my son." So, he went down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts were held as archives in a locked vault that hadn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours went by and nobody saw the old abbot. So, the young monk got worried and went down to look for him.

He saw him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, "We forgot the"R", we forgot the "R." His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he was crying uncontrollably. The young monk asked theold abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice, the old abbot replied, "The word was 'celebrate'."