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Subject: A man escapes from prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain and do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him
no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us. Be strong honey, I love you."
To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey ... I love you too."
Peace
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain and do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him
no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us. Be strong honey, I love you."
To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey ... I love you too."
Peace
Sunday, September 04, 2005
American Medical Association announcement
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.
Peace
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.
Peace
Friday, September 02, 2005
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