April Fools!! Hope You have a good one today.
Thursday, March 31, 2005
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Monday, March 28, 2005
The day after
The day after the big Easter meal. Pants fitting kinda tight? I still got a couple of days before I go back to work. I wont know if my pants are too tight till then 'cause I am bumming around in my sweats. I hope evrybody survived Easter ok and is getting over from being around the relatives. I got smart this year and invited close friends instead.
Peace
Sunday, March 27, 2005
HAPPY EASTER
Happy Easter. Don't forget never mess with the Easter bunny. LOL Hope everybody has a great Easter.
Peace
Friday, March 25, 2005
Words of wisdom
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich!
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the! 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas for as
long as 10-15 years. Now take Blockbuster - You're two days late with a
video rental and those people are all over you..... I think we should put
Blockbuster in charge of our immigration.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich!
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the! 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas for as
long as 10-15 years. Now take Blockbuster - You're two days late with a
video rental and those people are all over you..... I think we should put
Blockbuster in charge of our immigration.
Thursday, March 24, 2005
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Free Hairy Pink Pussy
Well the title says it all any takers? LOL. Not what You were hoping for?
Peace
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Hemorrhoids ?
Got hemorrhoids. No surgery needed just use this three times daily and a big ass band-aid.
Monday, March 21, 2005
Monday Mornings Suck !!!!!
Damn I am just having one of those shitty monday mornings. I hope everybody is havin a better day then me.
Saturday, March 19, 2005
Friday, March 18, 2005
How to please a Woman
Ever wonder how to make a woman happy? Just let her hold some huge nuts. Does the trick every time. LOL
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
The Apocolypse
The Apocolypse is upon us. Repent sinners for the day of reckoning is near.
J.C. is armed to the teeth with a m-60 and m-16. He has a motto too. "Kill'em all let god sort them out". You heard it here first. So get to praying and hope You have led a righteous life.
Peace
Monday, March 14, 2005
Puppy Love
Always wanted a puppy but don't have the time to take care of it. Well here is the perfect solution. No batteries needed.
Peace
Sunday, March 13, 2005
Happy March 14th Day
Well the 14th of March is the official Steak and BJ day. I hope all You woman out there or homosexual men take time out to give that special guy in your life a steak and bj.
Peace
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Escort Service for the under privileged
You can't get her any cheaper then this. Walmart can't give it to You cheaper. Pick up that phone and call now. Push on picture to enlarge
Peace
Monday, March 07, 2005
TV stars of the past.
T.V. stars of the past and friends. Press on picture to enlarge. Then read names and laugh Your ass off.
Peace
Sunday, March 06, 2005
Fat girls do it better
No Insults intended, But I laughed my ass off at this . press on picture to enlarge it.
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Southwestern Pa Men Trade Goat Meat For Crack
Press link to read story. Wow I guess this is a point where any normal person of intelligence, would think maybe they have a drug problem. Slaughtering a pygmy goat for crack. Definitely would top my list as a sign. Just how much crack can You get for goat in Pa. anyway ? Anybody out there know? LOL :)
Peace
Peace
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
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