Lesbian Aphrodisiac

This picture made me laugh . It is exactly the kind of stupid shit that I would think of.Push on picture to enlarge it.
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Gentle thoughts for today

Gentle thoughts for today...




Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.



When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.



A penny saved is a government oversight.



The real art of conversation is not only to say the
right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the
wrong thing at the tempting moment.




The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.




The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy a replacement.



He who hesitates is probably right.



Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."



If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.



If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.



The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can
tell when he's really in trouble.



There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time
to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how
nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.



Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words
"The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."

Swedish Erotica

Swedish Erotica.One question what do you think she has in her large mushroom shaped bottle. ;)

Smartass

This is a cool Quiz. Who would of ever guessed I was a smartass. Well let me know what you are.

Smartass You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 41% on Rationality You scored higher than 74% on Extroversion You scored higher than 97% on Brutality You scored higher than 81% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

Nothing like home made Pilsbury cookies.

What really happened ?

The real truth. No more conspiracy here is the proof. It is really a alien conspiracy. The dark side really has attacked us.

McDonald's profits up 42% up this quarter.Children's weight in America up 50%. Enjoy that food kiddies uncle Ronald loves you.

Big brother is watching

One ring to rule them all

Making the connection

Nokia just making the connection

Music Taste

Your Taste in Music:

80's Alternative: Highest Influence

80's Rock: Highest Influence

90's Alternative: Highest Influence

90's Hip Hop: Highest Influence

90's Rock: Highest Influence

Classic Rock: Highest Influence

Heavy Metal: Highest Influence

Progressive Rock: Highest Influence

Adult Alternative: High Influence

Alternative Rock: High Influence

Gangsta Rap: High Influence

Hair Bands: High Influence

Old School Hip Hop: High Influence

80's Pop: Medium Influence

90's Pop: Medium Influence

Hip Hop: Medium Influence

Punk: Medium Influence

80's R&B: Low Influence

Country: Low Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

Queer as a three dollar bill

Queer as a three dollar bill. Received this in a e-mail. Thought it was good for a cheap laugh. ;)

Stupid E-Mails

I recommend that this link is sent to all those idiots out there that really believe in chain e-mails. I found this link at CHHNATURE .
I LMAO so click on the link and see if you don't agree .

Peace

Happy Mothers Day

Happy Mothers Day!! I got my wife this bra for mothers day. I figured I would kill two birds with one stone. A little something for her and myself. Hope all you stressed out moms enjoy your day. Peace