Gentle thoughts for today

Gentle thoughts for today...




Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.



When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.



A penny saved is a government oversight.



The real art of conversation is not only to say the
right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the
wrong thing at the tempting moment.




The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.




The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy a replacement.



He who hesitates is probably right.



Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."



If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.



If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.



The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can
tell when he's really in trouble.



There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time
to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how
nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.



Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words
"The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."