Mr. Johnson went to interview for a Federal job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
"Yes, I served two tours in Afghanistan."
"Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related
disabilities?"
"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they
declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can
hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10,
and we'll get you started."
"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come ! at 10?"
"Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit
around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of you
coming in for that
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